Colder than a witch?s left?
Yes, it?s that time of year again- winter. And today marked the first time this winter that the temp dropped beneath 0 degrees Fahrenheit. What does this mean? It means that for the first time this season it is colder than a witch?s left titty out.
But wait? What does that mean, exactly? Good question. But one that only raises more questions.
For example: exactly how cold is a witches left titty? Why is it so cold? IS it cold because of the weather, thus the phrase? Or is it because the witch is unable to warm her body up? Perhaps she is cold blooded? That raises the question: is a witch?s left titty endothermic or exothermic? If it is exothermic, perhaps she needs a better jacket. After all, flying around in a robe on a broomstick in the winter can?t be all that comfortable. If it?s endothermic, is it because the witches body temperature fluctuates with the weather, or is she (and her titty) set at a lower temperature by default? What temperature is this, exactly?
Why do we say ?colder than a witch?s left titty?? Why not the right one? Is the left one colder than the right? Is it smaller, and therefore more subject to the temperature around her? How big is a witch?s left titty? Does a witch have large titties, or tiny little ones? Does a witch even have a titty? Would you even want to see a witch?s titty?
I think it?s fair to say that the left titty is colder that the right one on a witch, otherwise we would talk about the wintriness of the right titty. Since the left titty is assumed to be colder, is it even the same color as the right titty?
Who exactly developed this phrase? Did this person have a great deal of experience with witch?s titties? Was he or she an expert on witch?s titties? Did he or she have witch?s titties? Did he or she use them in place of air-conditioning in the summer? Were these titties capable of being used in place of air-conditioning?
Where can one find a witch?s titty? Are witch?s titties an oppressed class?
As you can see, the questions raised by this phrase are numerous and complex to answer. We may never really know the full answers without a detailed, thourough and scientific examination of several witch?s titties, especially the left ones. But damned if it ain?t colder than a witch?s left titty out!
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