Topic: Another Grand Morning for the Lyran Star Empire!

[likkerpig]

This morning the Lyran Home Fleet sallied forth to crush the false-cat mongrel Kzinti dogs...
It was wonderful... bloodshed, mayhem, body parts everywhere!
Next time some of it will be Kzinti!
<sniff> the ancestors (Kzinbane, Sten, Strafer....) would be so proud of the new Lyran Empire!
Both me and Hexx got our asses handed to us by mercenaries who don't even play Kzin normally!
I see a shining future ahead for our Empire!
Anyone got a Lyran to Mirak dictonary? I think I better learn the phrase "Yes exalted overlord who doesn't smell like wet newspaper (much)"
 

[FPF-DieHard]

Z-MCC (stock, no altered arcs) versus L-CWLP?   

Guess it's good we didn't move the powerpack to 2277 

[Hexx]

HEY!!
My engineering department was bribed!

I only lost as DK6 caught me while flying slower?
(and it was still a draw as my exploding ship took his out)

Well, OK and Jeff and DK6 chased me off, but there was TWO of them!
err maybe three sounds better... there were FIVE of them!
I killed a bunch (of AI) but then I had to disengage as my dinner was ready.

[likkerpig]

Z-MCC (stock, no altered arcs) versus L-CWLP?   

Guess it's good we didn't move the powerpack to 2277 

You got that right!
I was sober too! (well, pretty much, isn't noon here yet so just some bailey's with the coffee...)
At least that damn MCC don't have mirv's (shudder).
Oh well, my time in the penalty box should be over, back to MY hex, damn uppity mirak driving me off... grumble

[Hexx]

Message To: Romulan Command
From: Lyran Star command
Re: Pilot deployment.

Sirs, any chance you have room for an extra Lyran pilot over there?
We have one (see ref*4357Likkerpig) who seems to have been banned from every Kzin and Hydran border hex
Unfortunately having suffered some *mishaps* (see investigation *678201209) invoving the Ai he is
technically banned from many Lyran hexes as well.

[likkerpig]

Just following in your footsteps, might mouse...err leader!
It just wouldn't look right if I won battles while you kept loosing...
Ai hasn't beat me yet... is there some repressed story you aren't sharing?
Should I start loosing to the ai so our leadership isn't tarnished by superior warriors holding lower ranked positions?
Speak, Emperor Hexx!
(here have a halls, might get rid of that squeekiness)
Let your people know of your mighty conquests so that they may emulate them!

<crickets>

[Hexx]

Let's see
I've laughed over the burning wrecks of DK6's MCC
as well as Max's BAR

You?

<silence as even the crickets are embarrassed for poor Piggy> 

[likkerpig]

Give me time sunshine...
Not only do I have a family to entertain... (ugh, parasites)
My many followers of the Hot and Spicey board demand my attention...
Plus my other forums...
And my PBEM opponents who eagerly await my next stunning move...
So I don't just have to impress you punkin, there is a whole horde of 'pig lovers out there...
Oh ya, aside from the family there is that other real life crap... work, socializing, getting drunk, fights, nights in the drunk tank...
How do I do it all?
BTW, they renamed the drunk tank after me, put up masking tape with my name on it over the sign that says "cell #1"...
Mom would be so proud!

[Commander Maxillius]

Let's see
I've laughed over the burning wrecks of DK6's MCC
as well as Max's BAR

You?

<silence as even the crickets are embarrassed for poor Piggy> 

I hope you shared the drinks with your 6 AI helpers

[Hexx]

Let's see
I've laughed over the burning wrecks of DK6's MCC
as well as Max's BAR

You?

<silence as even the crickets are embarrassed for poor Piggy> 

I hope you shared the drinks with your 6 AI helpers

<sigh> see Max, that's your problem.
you keep letting things like "the truth" get in the way of a good piggy bashing.

[Strafer]

<sniff> the ancestors (Kzinbane, Sten, Strafer....) would be so proud of the new Lyran Empire!

Huh, who, what?

I've played Lyran on a few occasions but I am far from being an Ancestor the likes of Kzinbane and Co.

[Laflin]

try the PFWP with no PFs - Kitties don't like that one

[Capt Jeff]

After victorious battles against Pig and Hexx ( they disengaged before destruction), I think I'm loving this MCC thingy.

Hexx, next time lets go one on one.  Those Romulan FRD's and DEF's with thier D's and F's were too counterproductive to me giving you a proper whooping.   

[likkerpig]

After victorious battles against Pig and Hexx ( they disengaged before destruction), I think I'm loving this MCC thingy.

Hexx, next time lets go one on one.  Those Romulan FRD's and DEF's with thier D's and F's were too counterproductive to me giving you a proper whooping.   

Ah Ha!
Well, well, well...
after all that flack on springerchat about getting run off by a fed in mirak clothing....
the same thing happens to you!
I'm starting to dig this irony thing.

Oh Jeff, you were lucky that border jumped out and sucked me over it... my secret plan was about to come into effect: blowing up under your ship!
That would have learned ya!
MCC= ship from hell! (heh, bet that is the first time that has been said...)

Sorry Strafer, musta had you mixed up with mog or someone... those older braincells are dying off quickly....

[Hexx]

This morning the Lyran Home Fleet sallied forth to crush the false-cat mongrel Kzinti dogs...
It was wonderful... bloodshed, mayhem, body parts everywhere!
Next time some of it will be Kzinti!
<sniff> the ancestors (Kzinbane, Sten, Strafer....) would be so proud of the new Lyran Empire!
Both me and Hexx got our asses handed to us by mercenaries who don't even play Kzin normally!
I see a shining future ahead for our Empire!
Anyone got a Lyran to Mirak dictonary? I think I better learn the phrase "Yes exalted overlord who doesn't smell like wet newspaper (much)"
 

Damnit
I'm going to hate myself cuz 'Pigs gonna hit 100 pos Karma before me, but after rereading this, it is a really funny post.