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Offline Sirgod

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For Clark and Other Animal Lovers...
« on: December 11, 2004, 03:18:57 pm »
A PUPPY'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

 

On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Eleven unwrapped presents
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
A dozen puppy kisses and I forgot all about the other eleven days.

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Stephen
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Re: For Clark and Other Animal Lovers...
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2004, 03:45:55 pm »
Thanks Bro..tho' my wife has cats..the sentiment is there...

Mike
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Re: For Clark and Other Animal Lovers...
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2004, 03:47:47 pm »
Heh, The Funny thing is, We've been Having Problems with Poo Climbing the Tree this year, Then again It's been awhile since we owned a Kitten. I think Tim (Khalee002) has taken Poo for his own.

Hey at least I can say I gave someone a bunch of Poo this year for x-mas.  ;)

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Re: For Clark and Other Animal Lovers...
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2004, 05:29:53 pm »
Quote from: Stephen on December 11, 2004, 03:47:47 pm
Heh, The Funny thing is, We've been Having Problems with Poo Climbing the Tree this year, Then again It's been awhile since we owned a Kitten. I think Tim (Khalee002) has taken Poo for his own.

Hey at least I can say I gave someone a bunch of Poo this year for x-mas.  ;)

Stephen

how could you even consider giving poo up to someonw else?  IT'S POO!!!!
Poo who sees you as her daddy.  poo who scampers up your leg as you walk by.  Poo who pounces on your dogs.  Come on man, poo is the shiznit.
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Re: For Clark and Other Animal Lovers...
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2004, 06:06:15 pm »
Quote from: Clark Kent on December 11, 2004, 05:29:53 pm
Quote from: Stephen on December 11, 2004, 03:47:47 pm
Heh, The Funny thing is, We've been Having Problems with Poo Climbing the Tree this year, Then again It's been awhile since we owned a Kitten. I think Tim (Khalee002) has taken Poo for his own.

Hey at least I can say I gave someone a bunch of Poo this year for x-mas.  ;)

Stephen

how could you even consider giving poo up to someonw else?  IT'S POO!!!!
Poo who sees you as her daddy.  poo who scampers up your leg as you walk by.  Poo who pounces on your dogs.  Come on man, poo is the shiznit.

Heh, exactly why as hard as It would be, To Give Poo to the Person best able to care for her.

Khalee has Fallen In love all over again with her, And she with him. As Everyone knows, I always want the Best for The Animals I raise or Rescue.

Besides, I can always Bring the Dogs over for a Nice Visit.  ;D

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