Blech, I can see why Smiley is dreaming of wrecking balls, the only American car I've ever had any interest in owning would look something like this:
![](http://www.insoc.org/graphics/Car14.jpg)
I think it was made out of something called a '73 Plymouth Satellite Sebring, whatever the hell that was, in any case that particular car was destroyed last year I think, not sure what happened but the front end was totalled I believe.