DH and Green vs Firesoul and Doomstone
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DH: "Green, what ship do you have?"
Green: "A NEC"
DH: "Crap ... that pos doesn't have any range weapons, why the hell do you have that thing?"
Green: (Not answering, but thinking in silence ... "because you assigned it to me?")
DH: "Nevermind. Okay, go speed 20, swing around the south. Target Firesoul. Have you made a scatter pack yet? Get up here! I said go speed 15 not 20! Move to my left side. NO!!! I said my left side! I mean my right side. Sheesh, pay attention!"
<sound of somthing big being hit by something else really big>
DH: "SH&T! What the hell was that!"
Green: "The sun?"
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In all fairness to DH ... he's actually the player I prefer to fly wing for more then anyone else.
Oh, and though I know the question was "Your Least Favorite WingMan" ...
DH don't do wing ... DH does lead. The sooner you realize it, the better you'll fly with him.