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Offline Clark Kent

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Management credo
« on: November 28, 2004, 10:15:18 pm »
For a class tomorrow I have to come up with a credo for my management style.  Now, I have no intention of becoming management, I'd rather hide in a cubicle the rest of my life, but I need this credo.  While I haven't figured out the credo yet (desptie much time thinking about it and brainstorming) I HAVE come up with a possbile intro:
"THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN 
Oh...wait...
Wrong speech..."
CK

But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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Re: Management credo
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2004, 01:06:15 pm »
management credo? Mine would be "Get involved with those you manage." 

If you are involved in a variety of ways, as a teacher, friends, etc, they will respect you.


If not that one then "Act invincible, even when you're not.  Nobody can tell the difference."
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Re: Management credo
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2004, 11:35:27 am »
Positive reinforcement can accomplish ten times more than voicing threats. 
   Every person who works knows they can be terminated.  However, if you give your people positive reinforcement, they will usually try harder. 
   Firing people is the  side effect, not the objective.  I am currently  working as a 'coach' on my job, training the new people.  I firmly believe, from five trips to LMET school in the military, that one must use every single method available to get workers to be more efficient and turn them into a profitable member of the team.
   And don't be afraid to make a decision.  It is needed.


NPR is a lot like NASCAR.  Two hundred miles an hour in a circle, and you end up right back where you started with nothing but lost time for the effort.


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Re: Management credo
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2004, 02:30:00 pm »
I developed my management credo when I realised what it takes to manage me well:

1) Please
2) Thank you
3) This is why it is important:
4) Nice job


four simple rules that have served me well in a couple of jobs.

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Re: Management credo
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2004, 04:58:27 pm »
heh. I like it.


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Re: Management credo
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2004, 03:50:17 am »
According to my understanding of management those who get into those positions are the thick-skulled who survive the long term asbestos poisioning from our building.

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Re: Management credo
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2004, 08:31:45 am »
Hey are you theSea from the old school boards? If so, good to see you around.

Indeed... from waaaaaaay back in the interplay days.  In Internet TimeTM I think that qualifies as ancient history.

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Offline Clark Kent

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Re: Management credo
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2004, 08:48:47 am »
I think I'll stick with "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women"
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Management credo
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2004, 09:33:26 am »
I think I'll stick with "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women"

I see you've atteneded the Bill Gates school of management.

What it lacks in originality it certianly makes up in effectiveness... but I like the original Ghengis Khan version:

"The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."

less succinct - more evocative  :-)

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Re: Management credo
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2004, 08:33:13 pm »
My guess is that Khan got it from Conan, and expanded upon it.   ;D
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Management credo
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2004, 06:16:35 am »
Here is the best management credo there is (or rather should be): "Competence".

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Re: Management credo
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2004, 12:08:59 am »
"You can only lead from the front of the line"
The worst enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan.  - Karl von Clausewitz