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Offline Lord_Sloth

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Did you know...
« on: December 17, 2004, 11:33:32 pm »
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like this, too.)

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight and pull 30 times its own weight.

Polar bears are left handed.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of six football fields.

A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.

Pearls melt in vinegar and wine.

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog," uses every letter in the alphabet. (Developed by Western Union to Test telex/two communications)

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great; Hearts - Charlemagne; and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down-hence the expression "to get fired."

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. (Actually, I'd heard that it was because of the sound the machine makes everytime it shoots out a block of kisses; it's a smacking sound like an exaggerated kiss.)

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.

Actor Tommy Lee Jones and vice-president Al Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard.

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

The man who plays Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott on Star Trek is missing the entire middle finger of his right hand.

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929. "7 " was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP " indicated the direction of the bubbles.

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are 50 years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA"

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

Richard Milhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal" The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

On average you are never more than 5 feet away from a spider.
« Last Edit: December 18, 2004, 07:05:03 pm by Lord_Sloth »
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Re: Did you know...
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2004, 02:08:44 am »
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

And 95% of their husbands have baseball bats...
Oy...

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Re: Did you know...
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2004, 05:28:38 am »
Richard Milhouse Nixon was the second US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal" The first was William Jefferson Clinton.


Actually, that's reversed..Nixon was president and was born before Clinton...

Mike
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Re: Did you know...
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2004, 08:35:18 am »
Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.



Sounds like teenagers.  Of course, teenagers can eat WHILE sleeping.


NPR is a lot like NASCAR.  Two hundred miles an hour in a circle, and you end up right back where you started with nothing but lost time for the effort.


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Re: Did you know...
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2004, 10:54:03 am »
And did YOU know:

The natural state of a woman is naked-  Seriously, you ever seen a girl born clothed?  Of course not!  Who are we, then, as a society to go against the natrual order f things?  I say once they reach a certain age (19?) we rid them of that terrible habit.
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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Offline Capt. Mike

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Re: Did you know...
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2004, 11:01:05 am »
Or to quote an old curmudgion

"Women should be obscene and not heard"

Just remember, I am just quoting..I neither advocate nor abjure such viewpoints

Mike (with wife watching)
Summum ius summa iniuria.

The more law, the less justice.

Cicero, De Officiis, I, 33

"It doesn't, and you can't, I won't, and it don't
it hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't, and it shouldn't
it couldn't"
FZ, 1974

My chops were not as fast...[but] I just leaned more on what was in my mind than what was in my chops.  I learned a long time ago that one note can go a long way if it's the right one, and it will probably whip the guy with twenty notes.
 --Les Paul

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Re: Did you know...
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2004, 11:37:53 am »
Half the fun is unwrapping the present, guys.  Sorry, I prefer a woman that is clothed, so that I can enjoy the unveiling.  I don't like my candy bars unwrapped either.  Never know whoes had their fingers in your chocolate.


NPR is a lot like NASCAR.  Two hundred miles an hour in a circle, and you end up right back where you started with nothing but lost time for the effort.


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Re: Did you know...
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2004, 11:48:20 am »
Half the fun is unwrapping the present, guys.  Sorry, I prefer a woman that is clothed, so that I can enjoy the unveiling.  I don't like my candy bars unwrapped either.  Never know whoes had their fingers in your chocolate.

This is true, however, we both know that one cannot eat every candy bar he comes accross.  Still, even if you can't eat every chocolate bar, wouldn't you like a good long look at it's chocolatey good nuggetness?
CK

But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Did you know...
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2004, 11:50:16 am »
If this thread continues down this path it will need to migrate to Hot and Spicey.

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Re: Did you know...
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2004, 11:56:43 am »
If this thread continues down this path it will need to migrate to Hot and Spicey.

 :rollingpin:



I get the feeling you plan to migrate with it.   ;)
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Did you know...
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2004, 12:06:01 pm »
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No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

I believe that should be:

"No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times."

Think of a fanfold...

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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2004, 12:16:07 pm »
Half the fun is unwrapping the present, guys.  Sorry, I prefer a woman that is clothed, so that I can enjoy the unveiling.  I don't like my candy bars unwrapped either.  Never know whoes had their fingers in your chocolate.

This is true, however, we both know that one cannot eat every candy bar he comes accross.  Still, even if you can't eat every chocolate bar, wouldn't you like a good long look at it's chocolatey good nuggetness?


Actually, no.  As I said, what you are stating would take all the surprise out of it. 


NPR is a lot like NASCAR.  Two hundred miles an hour in a circle, and you end up right back where you started with nothing but lost time for the effort.


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Re: Did you know...
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2004, 12:18:12 pm »
Actually, no.  As I said, what you are stating would take all the surprise out of it. 

Surprise is over rated.
CK

But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Did you know...
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2004, 07:05:52 pm »
Well we know what kind of person Mr. Kent is.

I fixed the president thing.
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