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Kroma has a convert!
« on: October 23, 2004, 01:34:12 pm »
I was surfing the net, minding my own business, when I saw a flashing sign that said, "Kromas World" (or something else) that I just had to have a look at. What I saw convinced me that Kroma is not merely an innocent transvestite. He is here on a mission to conquer the world a la "Rocky Horror Picture Show."

So who is this new convert? Prepare yourself. It is quite shocking. It is someone we all know and I assure you, it is startling. I can not help wondering who will be next. As you will see, it could be anyone. Kroma must have some powerful brain-washing techniques.

See the convert HERE. (Warning: May not be safe for work.)

Can the Federation or any race in the quadrant withstand such power?
« Last Edit: October 26, 2004, 06:35:08 pm by SHG-Shogun »
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Re: Kroma has a convert!
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2004, 01:50:33 pm »

So who is this new convert? Prepare yourself. It is quite shocking. It is someone we all know and I assure you, it is startling.

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Re: Kroma has a convert!
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2004, 01:53:18 pm »
***UPDATE***

It is even more serious than was at first thought, ladies and gentlemen. We have to move fast or we are all doomed to become cross-dressing pawns to the power that is Kroma.

I have just returned from Antares VII, site of the United Federation of Planets Conference on Interstellar Diplomacy. What I have to tell you all is beyond shocking. It may spell the end for many Federation officers.

As the Dauntless moved into orbit around Antares VII we were hailed by someone on the surface who claimed to have an urgent message of utmost importance. I told my XO to relay it to my ready room. Bear in mind, I was literally minutes away from beaming down to attend the conference.

As I sat down at my desk and turned on the viewer I was met with the visage of a sweaty and unshaven human in his mid thirties. His eyes bespoke great fear and agitation.

"Turn back..." he whispered. "Do not move into orbit of Antares VII." Looking left, then right, as though afraid he was being watched, he continued. "They have been here." He swallowed hard, tears filling his eyes, and went on. "Kroma and his folloowers have been here. The conference is a trap. Turn back before it is too late."

Disbelieving, I sat stunned and watched the viewer.

"One of our men was able to record what is really going on," he whispered, his face inches from the video pickup. "I am sending the recording to you now on a scrambled circuit." He touched something off-screen, presumably on the viewer, and a file began uploading to my viewer. "It will take you a while to decode this. Get far away... far away."

With that he stepped back from the viewer. As he did I could see large green hands grab him from either side, a hissing sound, something like a lizards voice was heard and then the viewer went dark. The last image I saw was this mans' face. Just before the viewer went dark his face, terror etched in every line, relaxed, a smile that I would call ecstatic spreading over his face.

I ordered the Dauntless to pull away from orbit and into warp speed. Now, two days later, I have deciphered the recording the man sent to me. I offer it here as evidence of the grave threat we all face.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a recording of several minutes of what was supposed to be the United Federation of Planets Conference on Interstellar Diplomacy. Prepare yourselves. I suggest sitting down. To see so many dignified Federation Diplomats and high ranking officers under the power of whatever Kroma and his followers utilize is deeply disturbing.

Top Secret Video of UFP Conference on Diplomacy. **Warning: The images you are about to see are deeply disturbing. Likely NOT safe for work. Especially if you have speakers on.**
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Re: Kroma has a convert!
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2004, 09:36:13 pm »
 OMG !!!   :o

 Way too funny Shogun!

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Re: Kroma has a convert!
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2004, 02:14:58 am »

 That is a true threat to all civilised races, so we Hydrans will side with the Fedration and back you in halting Kroma and his cross-dressing hoard from taking over the universe and destroying life as we know it, and to this end the Emperor has put all ship yards into hi gear and have put all research facilities on noteest that the only problem is a way to DE-Kroma-tise the K-hoard knowing full well that no power in the universe and completely wipe out the cause which is KROMA him/her self.

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Re: Kroma has a convert!
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2004, 09:43:40 am »
...or itself... ;D
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Re: Kroma has a convert!
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2004, 09:40:09 am »
Jesus Shogun, I opened this at work, for gods sake man! Luckily no one was here looking over my shoulder. <shudder>

Seriously, a warning that a pic/stream/whatever might not be work compatible would be nice.

On the other hand, funny as hell, the .098735 seconds I saw of it prior to me being ready on the KILL switch.

They only had one small patch of green, from the bit I saw...
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Re: Kroma has a convert!
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2004, 03:02:16 pm »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I think that the Federation needs "NIP" and lots of it. ;D


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Re: Kroma has a convert!
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2004, 06:34:32 pm »
hehe OK... gonna go add a warning about opening at work. ;-)  Glad you gents got a kick out of it. <S>
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Re: Kroma has a convert!
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2004, 08:43:54 pm »
Well... it appears that the terror is not over... the following is top secret film. DO NOT let unauthorized personnel have access... it is simply too disturbing.

Apparently Kroma and his mind-control team have attacked the Hydran homeworld. He has been filmed here at a party on the Hydran homeworld, disguised and operating under a false name. Reports have it that literally millions of Hydrans are now convinced that he should be leading them, not the rightful monarch. This uprising could spell disaster.

You can see the brief and disturbing film HERE.

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Re: Kroma has a convert!
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2004, 09:08:38 am »
Well... it appears that the terror is not over... the following is top secret film. DO NOT let unauthorized personnel have access... it is simply too disturbing.

Apparently Kroma and his mind-control team have attacked the Hydran homeworld. He has been filmed here at a party on the Hydran homeworld, disguised and operating under a false name. Reports have it that literally millions of Hydrans are now convinced that he should be leading them, not the rightful monarch. This uprising could spell disaster.

You can see the brief and disturbing film HERE.

Jolan'tru



  THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!! this means total war ageist Kroma and his group of tutu wearing terrorist that are rampaging through the galaxy!!!!!

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Re: Kroma has a convert!
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2004, 11:33:15 am »
UUUUUGH!!!!   lol  that Kozo thing was funny when I saw it the first time, and it still is lolol


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