Topic: I'M DYING!!!! (Read 4762 times)

KAT J'inn · « **on:** November 16, 2004, 10:19:55 pm »

I'm dead. I know I am. <cough>

I swear I have never been this sick.

Okay well there was . . .

1) Appendix Explosion Day
2) Food Poisoning Day
3) Vodka <shudder> Day
4) Purple Jesus <double shudder> Day

But this is the fifth most sick I have ever been!!!

I sound like a robot when I talk at all. And then today . . . I FAILED THE BIGGEST TEST OF ALL!!!!

All of my friends keep offering to bring me food. Personally I think they just want to snoop around the J'inn Estate. There have been rumours. But I digress.

So finally this BEAUTIFUL secretary asks to bring me food. She does. I'm laying in bed DYING!!!! But I was kind enough to put on some P.J.

Well she comes up and sees me cough up a lung and offers a massage to loosen my chest up. She proceeds.

AND I AM TO WEAK TO HIT ON HER!!!

I'M DYING!!!

Now I live alone. So if I go without posting for a week send the police and tell them to bring nose plugs. Also, one of you get over here first and get the small red box out of my closet. DO NOT OPEN IT!!! Just throw it in a river somewhere. I made a promise to Jennifer Tilly, and dammit I keep my promises when it is convenient.

I am so full of anti-biotics and codeine that I am loopy as hell. But I guess you figured that already.

Plus Shop Rex is no help at all. She told me not to drink at Scippy's wedding or else I would get sicker. Now all I get from her is the Chorus to Mozart's TOLD YA SO symphony in B Flat minor.

I tried to play the game today but I cough too much.

AND HOW THE HELL DID CERTAIN CLIENTS GET MY CELL NUMBER!!! They are calling like crazy. J'inn where did you hide my Glock? J'inn where did you hide my crack? J'inn where is my money? J'inn I'm going to cut yer eyeballs out? BLAH BLAH BLAH. I'm sick! Don't these people have any morals?? Erm . . hmmm . . . okay. Well they should.

I shoulda been a doctor like Mom wanted. But she was only half Jewish and therefore her Guilt Powers were insufficient. If I was a doctor I could heal myself. I could also get into a good country club but that's another matter. Ooooohhh and think of all the nurses!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Have you ever seen a pretty female lawyer? T.V DON'T COUNT!!! The poor things decided that since they would be dateless for life that they might as well become lawyers so they could screw people that way. It makes sense I suppose. But I wish there were more pretty ones. All I got are secretaries. Sexual harassment this. Sexual Harassment that,. BLAH BLAH BLAH. THE LAWYER THAT CAME UP WITH THAT CRAP HAD TO BE FEMALE!!!

Sometimes I wonder why Shop Rex puts up with me. <snicker>

Well time for more meds. I feel much better now. But I am bored out of my gourd.

I'm watching soap operas. There is something about these people stuck on an island with all this super high tech stuff. I think the writers may be heroin addicts. Not sure, but pretty sure.

I'm tired. Night night.

FPF-DieHard · « **Reply #1 on:** November 16, 2004, 10:27:24 pm »

Can you put me in your will? You old enough to have a 31 year old son

Hexx · « **Reply #2 on:** November 16, 2004, 10:34:57 pm »

Yeah.. how about 2 sons?
I think I remember hearing you have a nice car....

likkerpig · « **Reply #3 on:** November 16, 2004, 10:57:16 pm »

Wah! Wah! Wah!
Have a couple beers with clammato in them.
Ah, screw it, have a case with clam and beer. Then do some vodka and clam, throw in some tabasco, celery salt, horseradish and you are good to go. Repeat that until you pass out. by the time your hangover is done so will be your flu.

KBFLordKrueg · « **Reply #4 on:** November 16, 2004, 11:33:03 pm »

That explains how I so easily captured you earlier in your brand new shiny CC+.

You'll live, stop yer whining.

Capt_Bearslayer_XC · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2004, 12:19:03 am »

I'll take the Glock.

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2004, 12:51:52 am »

Quote from: Hexx on November 16, 2004, 10:34:57 pm

Yeah.. how about 2 sons?
I think I remember hearing you have a nice car....

2 sons and a daughter, but I am your little princess remember, so I get the biggest cut.

Mazeppa · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2004, 06:29:08 am »

Well, the vultures circle around poor J'inn.

Look, guy, you will get over this and recover. Just remember not to drive as you recover. Knowing you, you'd smack into a building

Father Ted · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2004, 06:56:16 am »

Y'all are wrong! J'inn only has one son, who'll get everything, including his insane clients: Mavy.

KDS-KYTARH · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2004, 07:57:00 am »

Get well soon J'inn.

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2004, 08:07:52 am »

Man, you CAN really tell J'inn is not feeling himself. If he was himself he would be figuring out how he could blame Scippy now that he could get a little more than just an old used computer.

Dude, I really hope you get to feeling better.

You really didn't seem all that sick when we were out Saturday, but then again, that might have been me seeing everything through tequila shaded eyes. (what a surprise!)

Get better!!

Agave

SSCF-LeRoy · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2004, 09:02:21 am »

Quote from: J'inn on November 16, 2004, 10:19:55 pm

AND I AM TO WEAK TO HIT ON HER!!!

And this is unusual how?... <snicker>

Git better soon, you big ole' softy

P.S. If the worst does happen, I want the computer and the stereo.

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2004, 09:44:04 am »

UGH!!

Note to Self: Unplug computer before taking coedine laced medicine.

Second Note to Self: People on D2 are bastards.

To Mazeppa: What's this "In Retirement" Crap?? Get back in here.

To Agave: Yes, Saturday I felt much better. I don't know what happened. I was getting over the flu and somehow it turned into something much worse. My olny guess is that I over did it by going out two nights in a row.

I can talk better today so I think I am getting better. Man am I bored though!

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #13 on:** November 17, 2004, 10:14:59 am »

Quote from: J'inn on November 17, 2004, 09:44:04 am

I can talk better today so I think I am getting better. Man am I bored though!

Then get your butt on the server.

Wraith 413 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 17, 2004, 10:23:23 am »

Can't ya just feel the love oozing from your monitor? I know I can! lol
Get better soon, J'inn.
Oh yeah, sounds like you might have pneumonia.
** arnold voice** Or maybe it's a tumor.

<S>

Wraith 413

Gook · « **Reply #15 on:** November 17, 2004, 11:17:52 am »

Sadly not too sick to type

FPF-SCM_TraceyG_XC · « **Reply #16 on:** November 17, 2004, 03:46:26 pm »

Why is it that everytime a male gets a cold, all of a sudden, they are all DIEING!! You want to know what pain is?? Try giving birth, LOL.

Bob Graham · « **Reply #17 on:** November 17, 2004, 04:18:09 pm »

I got the cure right here bud, Vitaman C. Just get a bottle of that stuff and start poppin bout 4 every 4 hours. U cant take too much, so dont worry bout that, youll be doin better in no time.

Sirgod · « **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2004, 04:24:11 pm »

Quote from: FPF-TraceyG on November 17, 2004, 03:46:26 pm

Why is it that everytime a male gets a cold, all of a sudden, they are all DIEING!! You want to know what pain is?? Try giving birth, LOL.

Why Do I predict , that when J'inn get's better there's a lawsuit coming for sexism?

Stephen

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2004, 04:28:59 pm »

Quote from: FPF-TraceyG on November 17, 2004, 03:46:26 pm

Why is it that everytime a male gets a cold, all of a sudden, they are all DIEING!! You want to know what pain is?? Try giving birth, LOL.

NOW YOU LOOK HERE YOUNG LADY! This ain't no cold. It could be fatal <cough> <hack> Why I need tender loving care to get better. I'm working on seeing how many ladies I can get to my house with this. I got food being brought. Kitchen was cleaned. Laundry done. Bathroom cleaned.

Hmmm, I wonder if I could pull off a sponge bath.

So don't spoil my scam <cough> I mean recovery!!

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