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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2004, 04:30:04 pm »
LOL!!!!
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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2004, 05:20:22 pm »
FireSoul is the same.  You would think he would die from exhaustion.  I think it is a man thing.

From what my dad says, onion sandwiches.  bread, butter, sliced raw onions and a bit of salt and pepper.

Also if it is a cough that is bugging you, invest in some Buckley's.

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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2004, 05:47:43 pm »
Ignore those Ladies J'inn. Just remember you have something to live for. After all one day you also might see some tits like these.   http://www.nice-tits.org  , If that's not worth Living for, I don't know what is.

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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2004, 07:41:51 pm »
The English scare me.

 

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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2004, 07:42:39 pm »
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2004, 07:47:17 pm »
Why is it that everytime a male gets a cold, all of a sudden, they are all DIEING!! You want to know what pain is?? Try giving birth, LOL.

Poor J'inn all sick and here's that mean old Tracey picking on poor little you.
You have to watch her, she's a maneater.  ;)
I had pneumonia once when I was about 7 months pregnant, I managed to survive somehow.
Even though I did feel as if I had hacked up both lungs, lol.
Oh, wait... I am a female though   ;D
Sorry... I forgot for a moment that you are a male...  :D
Poor J'inn...  

Seriously, I hope you are feeling better soon  :)
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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2004, 07:54:17 pm »
Why is it that everytime a male gets a cold, all of a sudden, they are all DIEING!! You want to know what pain is?? Try giving birth, LOL.

Poor J'inn all sick and here's that mean old Tracey picking on poor little you.
You have to watch her, she's a maneater.  ;)
I had pneumonia once when I was about 7 months pregnant, I managed to survive somehow.
Even though I did feel as if I had hacked up both lungs, lol.
Oh, wait... I am a female though   ;D
Sorry... I forgot for a moment that you are a male...  :D
Poor J'inn... 

Seriously, I hope you are feeling better soon  :)

J'inns a Man.???


P'tooie, and all those fantasies between him, Scippy, Kroma, and Likkerpig. 

Heh, If that doesn't bring up some Flim in My favorite Lawyer I don't know what will.

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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2004, 11:03:38 am »
Why is it that everytime a male gets a cold, all of a sudden, they are all DIEING!! You want to know what pain is?? Try giving birth, LOL.

I understand that is the worst there is. (It makes the biblical tale ring true...) BUT, I'd have to say multiple abscessed molars has to rank up there with childbirth. I recently had such pain and before a root canal (or extractions for previous cases) I was in insane pain for days at a time. Huge codeine overdoses would not even touch it (up to 1/4 gram every four hours), I was tempted to go to the emergency room for a shot of Demerol but could not get off the floor or stop crying like a little girl to do it. I just smoked up all my "nip" instead to take my head out of my body. Once my head swelled up like a football, the pain seemed to ease and I went back to work, but people looked at me funny... (edit: more than usual ;))

Anyhoo, as far a pain rankings go:
1) Natural Childbirth (as I'm told) - can last up to 24 hours and potentially lethal.
2) Tooth pain (I know first hand) - can last indefinitely and is also potentially lethal.
3) Burns (also I know first hand) - very intense but usually only initally lasts until shock sets in, then the pain returns when healing begins. Only the most severe burns are potentially lethal.

There is more than one type of pain of course and chronic pain sufferers (various causes) probably have it the worst, as it it usually non-lethal and just never goes away.

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« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2004, 11:36:15 am »
4)   Day after Thanksgiving at the Mall of America.  Extremely painful.  Usually lethal to males.

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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2004, 11:44:21 am »
Black Friday indeed.

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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2004, 11:44:49 am »
OK so am I getting the car or not?  ???
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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2004, 11:48:28 am »
4)   Day after Thanksgiving at the Mall of America.  Extremely painful.  Usually lethal to males.


I feel your pain...

Shopping sucks...
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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2004, 11:50:41 am »
I love shopping, especially if its someone else's money!  ;D
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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2004, 12:03:01 pm »
I love shopping, especially if its someone else's money!  ;D

<shivers>

I don't care who's money it is...

I'd rather pull my eyelashes out one by one than be subjected to that horror  :o
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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2004, 01:25:32 pm »
I love shopping, especially if its someone else's money!  ;D

Me too ;D
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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2004, 01:49:34 pm »
I love shopping, especially if its someone else's money!  ;D

  ;) So it would seem that all females do, my girls and wife to be, certainly burn through mine with gleefull abandon. :D
And Christmas (sudder) is just around the corner. :o :o :o  I think im going to have to sell a kidney or some thing. :P


 J`inn I really hope you start to feel better. :)

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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2004, 02:17:08 pm »
Can you put me in your will?   You old enough to have a 31 year old son  ;D

Screw you DH he already owes me back child support you're not getting in his will too. That's my job go screw someone else over now J'inn I of course am only concerned about your health (as a loving son should be) but just in case you should really re-do that will soon, remember to spell my name right alot of people get it wrong I'm PM you the details.


As entertaining as that post was J'inn lay your butt down and get better would ya!

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Re: I'M DYING!!!!
« Reply #37 on: November 18, 2004, 03:28:45 pm »
You guys are forgetting the upside...  Black Friday is preceeded by...

THANKSGIVING.... you know... wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more...

Her showing thanks and trying to get you in a real good mood for all the shopping the next day. 

Then again I am still kind of a newlywed.  Might be just me.

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« Reply #38 on: November 18, 2004, 03:36:29 pm »
You guys are forgetting the upside...  Black Friday is preceeded by...

THANKSGIVING.... you know... wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more...

Her showing thanks and trying to get you in a real good mood for all the shopping the next day. 

Then again I am still kind of a newlywed.  Might be just me.

GE-Raven


 Yah hoo!! I forgot all about that! we arent even married yet so i should be able to milk this one to the max!!! ;D

 Thanks Raven  :) I will start pleading poverty and hardship now, so i can get the full effect. :lol:

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« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2004, 06:04:40 pm »
You guys are forgetting the upside...  Black Friday is preceeded by...

THANKSGIVING.... you know... wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more...

Her showing thanks and trying to get you in a real good mood for all the shopping the next day. 

Then again I am still kind of a newlywed.  Might be just me.

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