A DAY WHICH WILL LIVE IN INFAMY!!!
The Romulan Empire has launched an unprovoked attack against the United Federation of Planets in what history will remember as the single most rottenest act of any Empire since Australia allowed the Wiggles to travel abroad. That action eventually led to World War III.
With obvious planning by the heathen Klingon Empire the Romulan launched a surprise attack on outpost 37 which is located in Sector 15 mark 12. The border post acted as a school for veterinarians and housed hundred of little puppies and kitties. Not to mention many members of Starfleet Medical.
Reports detail that the Romulans, known for their dislike of Chinese cuisine, actually loaded the helpless animals into airlocks. Gunners would then yell ?PULL!!? and an airlock would be opened jettisoning a poor little Scruffy or Mr. Bogglesworth into space for target practice.
As horrible as this sounds . . . and trust us . . . it sounds horrible . . . the Romulans have clearly engaged in careful planning with the Klingons and both Empires are currently attempting to cut a broad swath of destruction and abuse of fine artwork, across Federation space to both link up and to cut the Federation off from their noble not quite ally Tholian brother.
At least the Federation is holding their own on the Klingon front with only outpost 65 in Sector 6 mark 4 under any real threat.
On the good news front, it is reported that the Klingon Slaughter House/Border Station in Sector 10 mark 16 is under heavy Tholian attack.
Hopefully . . . the Federation will prevail.
Has anyone seen Kirk? He always saves us. And just who is this Captain that keeps transmitting ?Denny Crane!? in a deep voice over subspace?
The Federation Enquirer. Where we decide and you watch it and like it!
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