Topic: THE OFFICAL S'CIPIO'S BACH. PARTY THREAD!!!

[KAT J'inn]

HERE IT IS!!!

TONIGHT AT 9:00 PM EST!!


Meet at Murphy's Irish Pub,  713 King Street, Alexandria, VA.   703-548-1717

We'll hang there for a while and then probably head off somewhere else.


Operation:  Mortify S'Cippy has begun.

[KBF-Crim]

*Crim raises Glass*

I'd like to share this bit of wisdom passed on to me by family elders....

A young man often enter's marriage with visions of balding ,henpecked days ,sitting outside dressing rooms holding purses and muttering "yes dear".....a house full of heathen children...Abrasive inlaws who cannot help but mind your bussiness for you...

The hope...the sliver of promise...the young man knows his girl is different...the love that they feel for each other is genuine...theirs will be a relationship built on trust, love , and mutual respect...

Well brother....from a 15yr veteran of many a bloody skirmish with one of those stange wonderous creatures we call women....all I can say is....


SUCKER!

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

 

Congrats!.......just remember...the biggest difference between marraige and prison is that the sex and food are better

[KAT J'inn]

SUCKER!

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

 

Congrats!.......just remember...the biggest difference between marraige and prison is that the sex and food are better

<snicker>

[Bonk]

SUCKER!

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

 

Congrats!.......just remember...the biggest difference between marraige and prison is that the sex and food are better

<snicker>

I'm not so sure...

[KAT J'inn]

SUCKER!

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

 

Congrats!.......just remember...the biggest difference between marraige and prison is that the sex and food are better

<snicker>

I'm not so sure...

I agree Bonk.  We shouldn't mislead S'Cippy.  BAD CRIMMY!!!  Don't tell S'Cippy that there is sex in marriage!! 

And now for some ollllllllllllddddddddddd  Jewish  wisdom.

Buy yourself a large mason jar when you get married.   Then for the first year of the marriage place a quarter in it everytime you and the wife have sex.   After the first year, take a quarter out of the jar everytime you have sex.

You will never go broke.





DON'T BLAME ME BONK!!!  I GOT THIS FROM MY GRANDDDADY!!!

<runs>

 

 

S'Cippy,  there is NO sex in marriage.

[KAT J'inn]

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[KAT J'inn]

This is the last time I ever try to coordinate anything with a Gorn!!   S'Cipio hasn't even left his house yet.  They seem  shall we say  erm . . . drunk.

And I kept hearing these wemon giggling in the background and yelling something about "Twister"  ????

I bloodly well think I'm being left out here.

P.S.  This is just for anyone that wasn't wise enough to call me . .  .  LOL

[KAT J'inn]

I survived.

[Sirgod]

This is the last time I ever try to coordinate anything with a Gorn!!   S'Cipio hasn't even left his house yet.  They seem  shall we say  erm . . . drunk.

And I kept hearing these wemon giggling in the background and yelling something about "Twister"  ????

I bloodly well think I'm being left out here.

P.S.  This is just for anyone that wasn't wise enough to call me . .  .  LOL

I tried to call you, I should have known you'd figure out a way to reverse Charges on a Collect call.   

stephen