Topic: A typical Day with J'inn.

[Sirgod]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

J'INN:  "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

J'INN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

J'INN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

J'INN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

J'INN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

J'INN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

J'INN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

J'INN: Anyone know who?s cell phone this is?

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Stephen

[benbean]

 

[SSCF-LeRoy]

[FPF-DrAzteca]

 

[Astarte]

*chuckles*

[Father Ted]

Bwahahaha! I'll bet it was S'cippy's phone. 

[Commander Maxillius]

alternate ending:


WOMAN:  Oh and honey?

J'INN:  yes?

WOMAN:  You don't mind if I borrowed your credit card do you?


<snicker>

[Sirgod]

alternate ending:


WOMAN:  Oh and honey?

J'INN:  yes?

WOMAN:  You don't mind if I borrowed your credit card do you?


<snicker>

Oh man, I wish I would have thought of that one. 

Stephen

[KDS-KYTARH]

Great Post! Nice work Stephen. LOL