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Offline Clark Kent

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Oh Dear God II
« on: November 01, 2004, 10:11:25 am »
So I'm here at school, getting my learning on, when I walk into the student study area and nearly run into a woman of the 5'5" 300 lb variety, and did a hard to starboard to avoid collision.  It just so happens that she stands up as i'm walking in, in a manner consistant with when I do a 400 lb squat at the gym, and her pants , which look like they were made out of two denim four-person tents, slip down showing me, and everyone else her thong.
Yes, I said thong.  Ladies and gentleman, I did not even know they made size 86 thongs. 
Needless to say, I had to bite my tongue, since I was ready to scream in horror, and moved with great purpose out of that room. 
"How many levels of wrong is this," you ask?  At least 86.
CK

But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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Offline J. Carney

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Re: Oh Dear God II
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2004, 04:33:28 pm »
IMMESUARBLE...

Some fashions are  PRIVELAGE, not a right...

They include:

Thongs
Spandex
Tube Tops (I'm not a boobie guy, but this is common sense)
mini-skirts
underwear as outerwear
ANYTHING see-through, transluscent, or VERY SKIMPY
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Re: Oh Dear God II
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2004, 09:42:42 pm »
Now where's that picture of me in spandex from my days in "A" school at Great Lakes?
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Re: Oh Dear God II
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2004, 10:40:11 pm »
Oh just get over it. 

Yeah some things maybe a crime against nature but then if it makes them happy and doesn't kill anyone let it go.   ::) 

Let me leave you with an even more disturbing mental image . . .  Her other half thinks it's a total turn on to have her only wear the thong and nothing else!   :-*
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Re: Oh Dear God II
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2004, 06:50:39 am »
Yeah, that would make CK freak out alright...


"YOU MEAN THAT WAS ONLY HALF?!?" *faints*
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Offline Clark Kent

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Re: Oh Dear God II
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2004, 01:25:59 pm »
Oh just get over it. 

Yeah some things maybe a crime against nature but then if it makes them happy and doesn't kill anyone let it go.   ::) 

Let me leave you with an even more disturbing mental image . . .  Her other half thinks it's a total turn on to have her only wear the thong and nothing else!   :-*

Oh dear god...
Yes, it didn't kill me, but it sure did come close.  I damn near had a heart attack when I saw that freakish sight.
I wouldn't surprise me if there's another half.  After all, there was so much of her that I'm sure I didn't see at least half.
CK

But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica