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Offline Clark Kent

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Oh dear God...
« on: October 26, 2004, 12:26:09 pm »
I'm watching ST:TNG on Spike right now, and it's the first episode.  The thing that trips me out os the guys in skirts.  It's just plain wrong man!!!
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2004, 12:27:53 pm »
I think the reason, I initially didn't care for the show, was That half way through the Pilot episode, They Signaled there surrender. Forever etching in my mind, Picard as an appeaser.

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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2004, 12:32:15 pm »
I think I agree with you.  He defiantely didn't have the boldness and cunning of his predicessor.  The main fault TOS had was it's cheesy plot lines and dialogue (came with the time it was made), and the poor special effects to today's standards.  I think that's why I always look to the first ST movies as my favs.  They had decent enough special effects, and the characters and plotlines Iliked.
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2004, 12:35:45 pm »
I think the reason, I initially didn't care for the show, was That half way through the Pilot episode, They Signaled there surrender. Forever etching in my mind, Picard as an appeaser.

Stephen

Nor was that the last time Picard surrenderd during the first season.  It was only an episode or two later that he surrendered again to the Ferengi.  I'd make a joke about Picard's ancestry, but that would be rude.

He didn't become a real captain until after the Borg had him for a while.  And even then he was still soft.

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PS:  I remember those men walking down the corridor in miniskirts.  I think that was supposed to be a PC "correction" of TOS, where the women's uniforms were miniskirts.  "Look!  It wasn't a sexist uniform!  The men in the Federation wear skirts too!"

They needn't have bothered filming that.  We Gorn have always known that men in the federation wear skirts.
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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2004, 05:36:51 pm »
They looked cute in those skirts...and Jean-Luc Picard is ten times the man Kirk ever was...


Notice that despite surrendering he always won in the end...
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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2004, 05:47:49 pm »
They looked cute in those skirts...and Jean-Luc Picard is ten times the man Kirk ever was...


Notice that despite surrendering he always won in the end...

Is this you Siding with the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Judge?  ;) ;) ;)

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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2004, 01:17:22 am »
They looked cute in those skirts...and Jean-Luc Picard is ten times the man Kirk ever was...


Notice that despite surrendering he always won in the end...

Is this you Siding with the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Judge?  ;) ;) ;)

Stephen enspired by Skippy.


Naw...that's for Hot and Spicy...besides Jean-Luc put the sexy back into being bald...
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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2004, 01:39:52 am »
They looked cute in those skirts...and Jean-Luc Picard is ten times the man Kirk ever was...


Notice that despite surrendering he always won in the end...

Is this you Siding with the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Judge?  ;) ;) ;)

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Naw...that's for Hot and Spicy...besides Jean-Luc put the sexy back into being bald...

only if 50-somethings turn ya on :P
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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2004, 09:12:12 am »
Please not another Kirk Vs Piccard debate. We all know that Kirk would have died from VD after the first few episodes lol

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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2004, 04:20:13 pm »
They looked cute in those skirts...and Jean-Luc Picard is ten times the man Kirk ever was...


Notice that despite surrendering he always won in the end...

Is this you Siding with the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Judge?  ;) ;) ;)

Stephen enspired by Skippy.


Naw...that's for Hot and Spicy...besides Jean-Luc put the sexy back into being bald...

only if 50-somethings turn ya on :P

What's wrong with that?  I'd do him if and Sean Connery in a heart beat.  Well, OK, only after I beg Ferret for it . . .
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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2004, 02:15:15 am »
Please not another Kirk Vs Piccard debate. We all know that Kirk would have died from VD after the first few episodes lol

Not necessarily...but then again Kirk was never one to play it safe (while this Kirk insists on certain safety measures).

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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2004, 03:57:15 pm »
Hey Do you two remember when Stewart was on Frasier? That was one of the Funniest episodes I can remember.

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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2004, 04:22:35 pm »
They looked cute in those skirts...and Jean-Luc Picard is ten times the man Kirk ever was...


Notice that despite surrendering he always won in the end...

Is this you Siding with the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Judge?  ;) ;) ;)

Stephen enspired by Skippy.


Naw...that's for Hot and Spicy...besides Jean-Luc put the sexy back into being bald...

 Thats funny because my last girl friend, and now my Fiancé say the same thing.
 Thats probally a good thing. Because im probally the only person on the planet, with less hair than he has. :'(
 

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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2004, 06:37:59 pm »
I remember him on Frasier...and if you want to see REALLY funny...Patrick Stewart played a gay interior decorator (and yes he was VERY effiminate) in the movie Jeffrey!

Jeffrey is a movie about a luckless gay guy who can't seem to find the right guy...and who is extremely SCARED of HIV/AIDS.  When he finally meets Mr. Right (the actor who later played the Jarod on the Pretender series), he is blown away by finding out that his Mr. Right is HIV+. 

Patrick Stewart is a close friend, and a very campy interior decorator with small lapdog and wannabe actor boyfriend (whose claim to fame is he's one of the background cats in CATS).  Stewart dominated every scene...and it's been hard to watch him as Capt. Picard ever since. I keep expecting him to look at Ryker and say "Number one, is that beard or did some cat poop on your face?"
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Re: Oh dear God...
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2004, 06:41:51 pm »
They looked cute in those skirts...and Jean-Luc Picard is ten times the man Kirk ever was...


Notice that despite surrendering he always won in the end...

Is this you Siding with the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Judge?  ;) ;) ;)

Stephen enspired by Skippy.


Naw...that's for Hot and Spicy...besides Jean-Luc put the sexy back into being bald...

 Thats funny because my last girl friend, and now my Fiancé say the same thing.
 Thats probally a good thing. Because im probally the only person on the planet, with less hair than he has. :'(
 

Just use My Excuse, I'm taller then my hair.

I remember him on Frasier...and if you want to see REALLY funny...Patrick Stewart played a gay interior decorator (and yes he was VERY effiminate) in the movie Jeffrey!

Jeffrey is a movie about a luckless gay guy who can't seem to find the right guy...and who is extremely SCARED of HIV/AIDS. When he finally meets Mr. Right (the actor who later played the Jarod on the Pretender series), he is blown away by finding out that his Mr. Right is HIV+.

Patrick Stewart is a close friend, and a very campy interior decorator with small lapdog and wannabe actor boyfriend (whose claim to fame is he's one of the background cats in CATS). Stewart dominated every scene...and it's been hard to watch him as Capt. Picard ever since. I keep expecting him to look at Ryker and say "Number one, is that beard or did some cat poop on your face?"

Judge, Sometimes I think you have way too much time around the Pussy Cats.  ;)

Stephen
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