I dont support a Klingon Civil War.
I think we should give UN inspectors one... more... chance.
"This chancellor has made catastrophic errors in judgement"
"Y'all know that my XO does not have the most hair of all the candidates in this race. Unlike my opponent, I did not choose my house XO based on his hairdo."
"He outsourced the chancellor assassination job to the local warlords while he went off and tried to take over the alpha quadrant. Now look what happened!! We've got 2 wars and no plans to get out of these two sectors that is rife with insurgents."
"That don't sound too bad. Besides, we won't have a draft."
"KCW got a draft."
"This chancellor is planning a post-civil war surprise. He's gonna privitize social security, raise the retirement age and cut your benefits."
"Just one more reason for y'all to die well... and sooner."
"When I'm chancellor, I am gonna roll back the tax cuts on the top 2% warlords. Plus, they will use hybrid warp/solar sail engines to replace those dilithium guzzling D7 warp engines."
"I'm gonna make the tax cuts permanent, balloon the deficit and go conquer some weak quadrant power to pay for it all!! I'm not even gonna cry 'genesis device'!! 'genesis device'!! this time!!"
"I'm gonna hold a summit with all the quadrant powers and talk through our problems. Basically, we need cheaper drugs in the Empire."