A day at J?inn?s Office . . . .
Morning: I drive through hellish rush hour traffic to a hearing. Happily the client?s case settles at the hearing for a good sum of money. He asks, ?WHEN DO I GET MY MONEY!!?? I told him that it would be about two weeks.
I drive back to my office. I get there. The Sherif is there waiting for me. AGAIN!!! <grumble> Stupid clients.
I check my messages. Allow me to cut and paste with some name removal . . .
BLANK From Nationwide Insurance Co. She said that your client won?t be getting one cent from them and that they have film of him weight lifting with his ?oh so injured? back.
CLIENT: He called and said he just left the Court with you and wants his money NOW!
Doctor: He said to call him about your test results. He also asked if you were still drinking at work. I told him yes.
CLIENT: He called back. Wants you to front the money for him.
Sherif: Will be by today to discuss one of your ?Finer? clients.
Another Lawyer: Was really mad and cussed a lot. Something about your breaking ?every rule of Ethics in just one letter.?
Client: Wants his money right now.
Shop Rex: Has scheduled dinner for you tonight with her Quilting Group. She said to dress nice and not drink.
<shudder>
So . . .
Seeing that this day will suck. I checked the forums. Nothing, Dead.
So . . .
I checked my hotmail account. 22 MESSAGES!!! SHEESH!! And all of them between Die Hard and Kroma. Let?s see . . .
Kroma: But rule 45673.89 of Commander Module D sez that in SFB that the Plasma D shuttle actually can handle a turn mode of BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH SO IT HAS TO BE IN GW4.
Die Hard: True but you are forgetting subpart 34783893 in which it clearly sez that on alternate Tuesdays BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Kroma: Only a moron reads subparts with referring to the source material!!
Die Hard: BITE ME!!
Kroma: YOU WISH YOU COULD!!
Die Hard: I want plasma fighters!!
Kroma: Yer Mamma is a plasma fighter.
Die Hard: Look you tutu wearing freak I get plasma fighters you get all the goodies under Rule 378468074678946787896897478946868974t684869039-3903490039.98763 (a)
Kroma: Ohhhhhh I?m all throbbing now.
Die Hard: <shudder> That does it. I?m passing the buck to J?inn.
Kroma: HE CAN?T SPELL SFB!!!
Die Hard: No but I love the smell of roasted J?inn on the Forums.
Kroma: Hey we?re not cc ing him on this are we.
Die Hard. CRAP!!
<grumble>
RING RING > > >
J?inn: Hello
Doctor: Hiya J?inn, it?s your doctor
J?inn: <swig>
Doctor: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS!!
J?inn: Oooo yer good.
Doctor: J?inn I just got a note from your liver. It sez it?s suing for divorce.
J?inn: <grr>
Doctor: Seriously, your cholesterol is up. Your glucose is high. You?re a mess.
J?inn: <grrr> I ain?t giving up the booze.
Doctor: But it will kill you!! And then how will I be able to make the payments on the new boat??
J?inn: <grrr>
Doctor: Look I need you sick buddy. But not dead. Help a pal out here would ya?
J?inn: <grrr>
WHAT A SUCKY DAY!!!
<just joking about the Kroma DH stuff. Kinda.>
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