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How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« on: October 23, 2004, 04:27:26 am »
How can you tell when a Romulan lies?




Their ears grow!!!!!!!

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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2004, 05:17:50 am »
Nope, its when their lips move.

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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2004, 05:58:14 am »
A Romulan never lies he mearly "misrepresents the truth" to those who are not of high enough intellect to know any different (which, invariably, is anyone of another race). ;)
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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2004, 06:29:10 am »
Nope, its when their lips move.

Addition:  Also whenever their fingers touch a keyboard....... ;D

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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2004, 08:46:22 am »
It seems to me that more than her ears were growing in that picture.
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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2004, 01:12:18 pm »
A Romulan never lies he mearly "misrepresents the truth" to those who are not of high enough intellect to know any different (which, invariably, is anyone of another race). ;)

It isn't our fault if they aren't adept enough at language use to discern the true meaning of what is said.   ;D
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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2004, 01:29:57 pm »
Nope, its when their lips move.

Darn, beat me to it...

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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2004, 05:34:15 pm »
It seems to me that more than her ears were growing in that picture.

It occurs to me that no one will pay attention to her ears because of the former observation.

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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2004, 06:09:51 pm »
It seems to me that more than her ears were growing in that picture.

It occurs to me that no one will pay attention to her ears because of the former observation.

I guess that is how they get away with it so often.  Crafty Romulans.

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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2004, 06:33:12 pm »
It seems to me that more than her ears were growing in that picture.

It occurs to me that no one will pay attention to her ears because of the former observation.

I guess that is how they get away with it so often.  Crafty Romulans.

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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2004, 10:47:26 pm »
Wonder if that holds true for male Romulans as well?

If so perhaps I'll call up Drall and see what he's doing this weekend...... ;D

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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2004, 10:22:20 am »
O.o

She has ears...?
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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2004, 11:11:19 am »
All Romulans and Hated Ones (Lyrans) are Liars  :o
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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2004, 08:05:05 pm »
I've found it impossible to catch a Romulan in a lie...

I've managed to catch numerous Romulan "fabrications of a truth", and equally numerous Romulan "interpretations" of the truth, but never a flat-out Romulan lie...

Then again, the Romulan statement "Romulans do not lie" could either be a lie, or yet another misleading fact, clearly illustrating that they never lie, they just make up their own truth as they go along... :D

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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2004, 10:13:26 pm »
, and equally numerous Romulan "interpretations" of the truth, but never a flat-out Romulan lie...

Then again, the Romulan statement "Romulans do not lie" could either be a lie, or yet another misleading fact, clearly illustrating that they never lie, they just make up their own truth as they go along... :D

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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2004, 10:19:13 pm »
Then again, the Romulan statement "Romulans do not lie" could either be a lie, or yet another misleading fact, clearly illustrating that they never lie, they just make up their own truth as they go along... :D

Or perhaps it means that someone foolish enough to be caught in a lie is no Romulan.   ;)
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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2004, 10:58:03 pm »
Then again, the Romulan statement "Romulans do not lie" could either be a lie, or yet another misleading fact, clearly illustrating that they never lie, they just make up their own truth as they go along... :D

Or perhaps it means that someone foolish enough to be caught in a lie is no Romulan.   ;)

Or perhaps the Rolumans are very adept in lying to themselves in the efforts to deny the obviousness of their deceptions to others.

Then again, to a Kzin, if it isn't feline it really doen't matter anyhow, truthful or dishonest a Romulan taste the same.

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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2004, 07:02:49 am »
Thems fighting words Scipio...just because you lesser beings cannot see the truth.....
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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2004, 09:30:11 am »
When the romulan says "Dont worry, I havent done this in 7 years."
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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2004, 12:41:22 pm »
How can you tell when a Romulan lies?  When he denies the existance of Romulan fighters on GW4  ;D
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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2004, 12:57:53 pm »
I can neither confim or deny Die Hard's statement.




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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2004, 04:13:48 pm »
What are Romulans?  I must have slept through Astro-gation/Xeno-biology class too many times. Oh, they cloak a lot and hide from their enemies all time like a couple scared mice. They are so scared to admit their existence that they constantly deny it.

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Re: How can you tell when a Romulan lies?
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2004, 07:34:04 pm »

Now, I have to go do some important, and go feed my pet Gorn.  It's supper-time and he loves to munch on live, squealling baby Kzins.

Barbarian Frog !!!!!!!  ;D