This dyna is a bust. Move onto the next one.
PREFERABLY ONE THAT ACTUALLY HAS THE GOD-DAMN #*(#(*# ISC IN IT!!!!!!!!
I sick of playing Fed *they are too polite*, sick of playing Kzin *they eat too much*, sick of playing Klink *they smell*, sick of playing Hydran *they really smell*. Don't even get me started on the Rommies *too arrogant*, Gorns *too lazy*, Lyrans *too crazy*.
I WANT DA FROGS!!!!!!!!! THE ONLY SANE RACE AROUND THESE PARTS!!
You know the things that go *ribbit, ribbit*.

And, *AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!* stay away from my PPDs, my Cavs. and my 44 pwr. BCVs *ARRGGGGHHHH!!!*; otherwise, start coughing up your K-D5Ds, L-BCHTs, G-BCSssss, G-Racks, Z-MCD+, R-THVs, etc.

IT'S ONLY BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE THE LAST GOOD DYNA HAD THE FRIGGING GOD-DAMN #*(*# ISC IN IT (ie. SS2).

Jeez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#*((*# GOD-DAMN ISC-NERFERS!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*frog runs through the air-lock*
GAG!! GAG!!! GAG!!
GAG!! GAG!!! GAG!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*activates light-saber and charges madly through the dyna forest hacking and chopping everything in sight*
Slashes the "we gotta wait for such and such before we can start the dyna" oh-so-polite rule.
De-capitates the draft sheet.
Force choke holds the trade rules to death.
Skewers race-nerfers everywhere.
*keeps on running and slashing*
PANT!! PANT!! PANT!! PANT!!
Sees 400 page dyna ruleset.

CHARGE!! KILL!!! MAIM!!! DESTROY!!