Wow.
I thought I was adequate at running my computer. I knew how to turn it on and surf the web, although very limited in my skills. Then, I found this site.
WillWeasel first enlightened me to the world of computer speak. He started naming off what I would need for a system he is going to build for me, and I thought that he spoke a foreign language.
Then I realized he did. It is called computerese.
I was taught that hard drives are different, and a forty gig from one manufacturer is better than having a sixty gig from another, and that RAM actually matters.
Now, I am loading the Star Trek game up so I can begin playing it, and just spent about thirty odd minutes simply staring at the screen, realizing that this is NOT my PS2.
I can't simply insert a disc, wait for the loading screen, then go blow things up.
I now know that computer literacy doesn't mean being able to spell computer.
Fortunately, this Sunday he and I are hooking up online through MSN so he can guide me through the process.
Hopefully, I'll be getting Photon enema's by lunch Sunday.
Equally hopeful, I'll get the hang of it. I haven't played a keyboard game since Wizardry was released. Over two decades ago.
Seems that computer systems have came a looooooong way since then.
Ah well.
I'll either get it running and have fun, or hang myself from the ceiling like a stunt double for a pinata.