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Offline AlienLXIX

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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #260 on: January 13, 2005, 11:25:28 am »
Quote from: Angel Slayer on January 13, 2005, 09:36:46 am
The Bad:  He has a nose ring, tongue stud, and considers McDonalds burger flipping a 'career path'.

The Ugly:  She's pregnant and they want to get married right away and live with you!
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #261 on: January 13, 2005, 11:27:41 am »
The good:  You wake up with a woman in a pleasureable yet compromising position.
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:whip: I am a freak and no one can stop me!  MUAHAHAHAHAHA!  I've got a Ferret to spank!

I am not a bigot, I just hate people on an individual basis.

The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life. - President Teddy Roosevelt

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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #262 on: January 13, 2005, 12:01:36 pm »
The Bad:  It was your wife who woke the two of you up..
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #263 on: January 13, 2005, 12:02:49 pm »
The ugly:  She came home early to give you that new axe you've been wanting to chop firewood with...


The good:  You bought the winning lottery ticket...
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #264 on: January 13, 2005, 12:05:43 pm »
The Bad:  The IRS takes its share... :'(
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #265 on: January 13, 2005, 12:19:06 pm »
The ugly:  Your wife and mailman take the rest, after you quit your job!
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #266 on: January 13, 2005, 12:21:55 pm »
Quote from: Angel Slayer on January 13, 2005, 12:19:06 pm
The ugly:  Your wife and mailman take the rest, after you quit your job!

The Real Ugly:  Now you're being sued for alimony...
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #267 on: January 13, 2005, 12:23:40 pm »
The terrifyingly horrendous ugly:  The judge in the case is the geeky kid you used to pick on in school.  And he still remembers you, too!
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #268 on: January 15, 2005, 02:05:10 pm »
The Good:  The Cassini-Huygens probe is sending back images

Link to image site
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #269 on: January 15, 2005, 02:50:44 pm »
The bad:  Stephen has hijacked the lense, and is aiming it at fat, hairy women in bikini's again.
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #270 on: January 16, 2005, 06:10:32 pm »
Quote from: Angel Slayer on January 15, 2005, 02:50:44 pm
The bad:  Stephen has hijacked the lense, and is aiming it at fat, hairy women in bikini's again.

The Ugly:  He suceeded.
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #271 on: January 17, 2005, 10:55:45 am »
The really ugly:  We didn't find out in time to avert our eyes...
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #272 on: January 19, 2005, 11:45:19 pm »
The Good: You dog is pregnant and you expect puppies.
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #273 on: January 20, 2005, 10:12:37 am »
The Bad:  The neighbors cat is the father.
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #274 on: January 23, 2005, 11:25:30 am »
Quote from: Angel Slayer on January 20, 2005, 10:12:37 am
The Bad:  The neighbors cat is the father.

The ugly: it's J'inn :P :P
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #275 on: January 23, 2005, 11:28:05 am »
+1 for that Leroy!   :rofl:


The Good;  Flew three missions and DIDN'T die!   
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #276 on: January 23, 2005, 11:38:47 am »
Quote from: Angel Slayer on January 23, 2005, 11:28:05 am
The Good;  Flew three missions and DIDN'T die!   

The Bad: All the missions crashed before you came in range of the enemy freighter.
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #277 on: January 23, 2005, 12:31:10 pm »
Quote from: IKV Nemesis on January 23, 2005, 11:38:47 am
Quote from: Angel Slayer on January 23, 2005, 11:28:05 am
The Good;  Flew three missions and DIDN'T die!   

The Bad: All the missions crashed before you came in range of the enemy freighter.

The ugly:  An enemy player got into the last mission and is now accusing you of Alt-F4'ing because you crashed.
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #278 on: January 23, 2005, 12:45:13 pm »
The Good: TheJudge is back.
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #279 on: January 23, 2005, 12:48:45 pm »
The bad:  So is VW.
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