The Ugly: You find that the porcelin god is so smoooooth and comforting!
The REALLY Ugly: You fall asleep and dream you are drinking the world's largest Margarita... then wake up to find salt on the rim of the toilet.
The Good: The wonderful husband is taking the kids away for a few hours so I can play Fable! Yay!
The Bad: The sugar high they will be on when they come home whille daddy goes and takes a nap.