Topic: Has anybody here ever broken thier a*s before?

[KAT MRess]

 Has anybody here ever broken thier a*s before?

Kroma's Cabinboy?   

Damn! Beat me to it...

[Astarte]

Damn.  I remember when my mom broke hers.  And then broke it again, then had it removed, and then broke the piece just above that.

Afraid I can't remember what she did for it.  The pillow, sitz bath, umm, lots of fluffy stuff under the butt.

I'll see if I can find out anything.  Otherwise, ask your doctor.  He might have the best suggestions.

[KBF-Soth]

Remember the "Old man" character on the Caroll Burnette show that Tim Conway used to do? He didn't walk but "shuffled".Iwas like that for about 4 days after slipping on the icey sidewalk.I suggest taking Motrin Super or Aleave. I found they were better than the T3 perscription.After about a week you should still be using the doughnut but should be walking fine with only mild discomfort.By then you'll have prob downgraded to asprin or just grin and bear it.It'll take about 3-5 weeks before eveything is back to normal. Hope You recover quick.

[Farfarer]

I broke that bone during the 4 hours in my life that I attempted snowboarding.

However, I was doing "Morning Glories" or bent over deltoid flys in the weight room last week. Direct opposite the tailbone is the real bone, if you get my drift.  When I straightened up, my arms were too tired to have good control of the weights.  Unfortunately, there had been 'packgae shifting' as well. 

I crushed the end of the front bone between 35 pound dumbells. 

<pause for you to recover from nausea waves>

Functionality was eventually restored and proven correct.  Lesson learned.

[KAT J'inn]

I broke that bone during the 4 hours in my life that I attempted snowboarding.

However, I was doing "Morning Glories" or bent over deltoid flys in the weight room last week. Direct opposite the tailbone is the real bone, if you get my drift.  When I straightened up, my arms were too tired to have good control of the weights.  Unfortunately, there had been 'packgae shifting' as well. 

I crushed the end of the front bone between 35 pound dumbells. 

<pause for you to recover from nausea waves>

Functionality was eventually restored and proven correct.  Lesson learned.

<shudder>

[IAF Lyrkiller]

I will have to relate to this. I have fractured my left wrist on black ice on my dads birthday almost three years ago. I took NO painkillers, that the doctor had offered. and yes it hurt like hell nearly fainted in my car that the pain was so bad. so yes i do know how that would feel like.

Bach, i do hope you recover quickly.

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Try having 4 Wisdom teeth extracted, 2 of which hooked and had to be dug out on no painkillers due to trying to impress the hot hygenist.  I shall likely never again know such pain as tears were rolling out of the corners of my eyes.

It did work however and I got to date her  ......... well at least briefly.......

[Astarte]

*looks to the men oddly*

2 children, both born naturally.  Didn't have time to get an epidural both times.  Almost didn't get admitted the second time actually.  *gestures to FireSoul and Strafer*  They were more coherent at the time though, and probably have a better recollection.

Bach, just take it easy and hopefully it won't float where it isn't supposed to.

[FPF-Bach]

All go info thanks.

[KAT J'inn]

Allow me to relate a story on the J'inn theory of narcotics.


There I was.   Lying in the hopsital bed.   My appendix recently removed from my body because it didn't love me anymore.    I hurt.   Bad.

So I tell the nurse I hurt.   She says,  "We'll I can get you some tylyenol"   I say . . .    " TYLENYOL!!   I AIN'T GOT A HEAACHE HERE!!!  I want to be out cold, on Mars, LA LA LAND!!!"

Nurse:  Sir, we are really trying to avoid using narcotics unless absolutely necessary.

J'inn: IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!!!

Nurse: <sigh>   Okay, but you realize that Demorol has to be injected into the buttock. 

J'inn:  <leans to one side, strips off sheet and lame hospital gown, points to naked arse>   FILL HER UP!!

Nurse:  Oh dear lord.

A few moments later I was happily dreaming about car accidents, drunken Exxon gas tanker drivers, and money.    <sniff>   I love those dreams.  <sniff>

So yes.   I'm a wimp when it comes to pain.  Or I just like that warm glow.    One or the other.  I'm not sure.    Well no, actually, I am sure.   Wimpy.   And proud of it.

DRUGS!!   Hand them over!!    <just watch Oxycotin,  it's dangerous>

[GDA-S'Cipio]

Allow me to relate a story on the J'inn theory of narcotics.

-S'Cipio

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Then again some of us prefer to take the pain and save the painkillers for a fun weekend......

[Farfarer]

We are WAY overdue for beers. I say we pretend to be watching football somewhere ( near a Metro stop?) on a Sunday.