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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #40 on: October 15, 2004, 05:56:29 pm »
my hope is gone for it was never there
my hope is gone for it shall never be
my hope is gone for it was never meant to be
my hope is gone for it shall never be achieved

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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2004, 04:05:51 pm »
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*chuckles*  Well, firstly, the topic of that particular contest was Autumn.  And secondly, I am a woman, and like my men like I like my steak.  Thick and Juicy.
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LOL  YES!  Juicy is goooood!
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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2004, 08:08:11 pm »
LOL I came across this today, and It reminded me Of Alien's Adulation for Legolas.

 Ai Mana vanya eldie elyė, lendė sinomė?

Loosely translated, what is a pretty elf lady like you, doing in a place like this?

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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2004, 08:28:51 pm »
Here's another one of those Lame Jokes I kept telling your kids Steve and Amy.

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

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Stephen
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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #44 on: October 17, 2004, 11:56:16 am »
Quote from: Stephen on October 16, 2004, 08:28:51 pm
Here's another one of those Lame Jokes I kept telling your kids Steve and Amy.

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

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Stephen

*GROAN!* :rofl:
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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2004, 03:29:20 am »
Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on October 17, 2004, 11:56:16 am
Quote from: Stephen on October 16, 2004, 08:28:51 pm
Here's another one of those Lame Jokes I kept telling your kids Steve and Amy.

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

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Stephen

*GROAN!* :rofl:
Gods I gotta agree.  I'll tell it to my boys later, they'll probably die laughing or look at me confused.
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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #46 on: October 19, 2004, 03:31:26 pm »
*chuckles*  I like that one.  Got one I read a while back here.

This is a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that there is still hope for the younger generation:
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spend much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less
adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit
with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to
do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week
they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars.
The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us."
"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house
again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those a holes at Home Depot ever deliver the f**king
sheet rock."
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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #47 on: October 21, 2004, 05:16:07 pm »
Bring me a cat
Fur smooth and glistening
Mouth wide, bite!
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I am not a bigot, I just hate people on an individual basis.

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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2004, 04:23:57 pm »
Look at my large boom.
See how long and sleak it is?
Feds must envy me so.

I'm talking about the design of the D7, pervs!

(ok so that was terrible, what'd you expect from a Klink?  Shakespear?)

Best I could do, I don't have a cat.
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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #49 on: October 22, 2004, 06:37:51 pm »
Captain Krenn needs cat
Delivered to his address
And some eggrolls too
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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #50 on: November 17, 2004, 01:19:09 pm »
Morning Person.

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his f*cking head

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Stephen
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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #51 on: November 17, 2004, 07:21:16 pm »
Isn't that a marching cadence?
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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #52 on: November 17, 2004, 07:27:34 pm »
Could be, Life Blurs Itself in the morning you know.   ;D

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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #53 on: November 17, 2004, 09:17:44 pm »
A canner, exceedingly canny,
one morning remarked to his granny,
"A canner can can
    anything that he can,
but a canner can't can a can, can he?"
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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #54 on: November 17, 2004, 10:07:05 pm »
Alien posts Haiku
I must not view it at work
I will get fired.


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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #55 on: November 17, 2004, 10:09:15 pm »
Quote from: RogueJedi_XC on November 17, 2004, 10:07:05 pm
Alien posts Haiku
I must not view it at work
I will get fired.


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LOL +1 for you Rogue. ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #56 on: November 17, 2004, 10:13:06 pm »
Who gives a rat's ass?
Japanese poetry sucks
I like stuff that rhymes.
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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #57 on: November 18, 2004, 07:22:53 am »
Quote from: The_Joker on November 17, 2004, 10:13:06 pm
Who gives a rat's ass?
Japanese poetry sucks
I like stuff that rhymes.

Poetry is art
Japanese poetry is
Merely different
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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #58 on: November 18, 2004, 07:58:44 am »
This was for my a wedding recently.  I was Best Man and it was part of the "toast".

This Day

From a little girl?s dream;
And a little boy?s play;
And a golden ring?s gleam;
Came this day.

From Fatherly toil;
And Motherly care;
Aunts and Uncles that spoil;
And neighborly love to spare.

In churches while praying
To our Father above;
All the while staying;
In Christ?s endless love.

From sewing and reaping;
Bonfires and oversleeping;
Friendships and their keeping;
Funerals and weeping;

From all these things;
More than I could say;
Comes all that true love brings,
And this Blessed Day!


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Re: I just wanna have fun!
« Reply #59 on: November 18, 2004, 10:22:19 pm »
Quote from: Captain Krenn on October 22, 2004, 04:23:57 pm
Look at my large boom.
See how long and sleak it is?
Feds must envy me so.

I'm talking about the design of the D7, pervs!

(ok so that was terrible, what'd you expect from a Klink?  Shakespear?)

Best I could do, I don't have a cat.

Shakespeare is best
Experienced in the
Original Klingon



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OK, that doesn't work so well as Haiku.  But it is on topic.  :)
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