Topic: I just wanna have fun!

[AlienLXIX]

Hi ya'll!

I'm bored and yet I feel creative today and I just want to see if there is anyone else out there wanting to take a break. 

Welcome to Alien's Poetry Corner! 

Rules?  There are no stinking rules!  Other than the ones you find for this forums of course!

You can post anytype of poetry about any subject you care to let loose on. 

My pussy sings loud.
It howls and yowls when,
I give it a bath.

Get your mind out of the gutter!  I just did a Haiku using the simple 5,7,5 syllable method.

Have fun exercising your mind!

[Clark Kent]

Do you have any pics of your pussy when she's getting a bath?  I'd like to see your wet pussy.  If you like, I gave my pussy a bath the other day, and have some pics, I'll show you my wet pussy if you show me yours.   

[AlienLXIX]

Do you have any pics of your pussy when she's getting a bath?  I'd like to see your wet pussy.  If you like, I gave my pussy a bath the other day, and have some pics, I'll show you my wet pussy if you show me yours.   

 
D'OH!

Clark Kent, can
You redo your reply in
Poetry?  Thanks!

HAHAHAHAHA

If I show you my
Wet pussy the husband will
Deny me posting.

I like Haikus!

Not my cat, BTW.

[Clark Kent]

I'm not much of a poet, I'll put some thought into it though- Here's my wet pussy.

[Strafer]

Time is in excess
When you measure out postings
Look at what you caused!

[Clark Kent]

If I show you my
Wet pussy the husband will
Deny me posting.

Now who's mind is in the gutter?

[AlienLXIX]

My mind is dirty
It has it's filthy thoughts
But it can be fun and flirty
When you give me fifty bucks.

Ok that sucked.  Mostly because I had to change that last word . . . Gotta keep it clean right?

[Clark Kent]

How's this for poetry?

The temperature drops slowly
as the leaves turn
to gold and brown
and in circles
as they fall
My nipples poke out.

[AlienLXIX]

How's this for poetry?

The temperature drops slowly
as the leaves turn
to gold and brown
and in circles
as they fall
My nipples poke out.

Headlights!  Cool! <--bad pun!   Loved it!  You got more?

Great picture of your wet pussy BTW.  He looks throughly unhappy with you.

Ugh I can't think of anything right now, my brain hurts. LOL

I know there are more talented people out there!  Come on and post!   

[Strafer]

Thoughts stray close to edge
Like a pinball in limbo
Extra balls? No way!

[Strafer]

Kitten all soaked up
Pondering ways to claim line
"I will make you pay!"

[Strafer]

Alien plays nice
Ferrets carry big paddles
Or is that a boon?

[Strafer]

Strafer's had enough
Of measuring syllables
Fingers' getting cramped

[Astarte]

Lucky you!  My panther-woman has been hosting poetry contests! (Just two so far)

First one on Autumn

I gaze at the sky;
The graceful movements of the clouds

I drink in the scent;
The earthy smell from the land

I feel the wind;
The warm and gently caressing breeze

I hear the birds;
The songs so gaily spread, but fading

I bite into the apple;
The juicy flesh that seems ever so sweeter

Relishing the scent,
The feel,
The taste,
The sight;
And the sounds.

It is the end of summer,
And the beginning;
Of a wonderful journey.

-----------------------------------------------------

This one is on food.

The scent, the fear
That is the prey

The calm, the violence
That is the kill

The respect, the taste
That is the feeding

The rest, the companionship
That is the family

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And...I am NOT going to try to do a Haiku on Yves(strafer).  He's too tall for so few lines to do him justice.

[Ferretlxix_XC]

I'm Writing Haikus
What the F@@@ is my problem
I should eat kittens
 

[Clark Kent]

So then ferrit...
You like eating little pussies?

[Ferretlxix_XC]

So then ferrit...
You like eating little pussies?

Yes I like eating
only when comlpetely bathed
then I shall eat it

[kmelew]

Better watch out all
Thread moves to Hot and Spicy
As mods get worried

 

[Ferretlxix_XC]

so true

[interloper]

rofl

this one went south quick!

[Gambler]

South it Went
And so it goes
So damn quick
Turned to dirty prose

[Clark Kent]

There once was a man from Nantuckett...

[AlienLXIX]

There once was a man from Nantuckett...

LOL  That's my absolute favorite limeric!  Sweet!

The pain in my feet,
Grows with every step. 
Why must I walk?

To get to my foot doctor, Dr. Foote.  You have to pass Foote Gate and travel up Foote Ave.  I am not kidding!

[Sirgod]

Better watch out all
Thread moves to Hot and Spicy
As mods get worried

 

are you Kidding, I'm moving this one to My Private stash.

BTW, I got my Laundry Ferrit and Alien, thanks for the wash, and Shower.

Stephen

[AlienLXIX]

Better watch out all
Thread moves to Hot and Spicy
As mods get worried

 

are you Kidding, I'm moving this one to My Private stash.

BTW, I got my Laundry Ferrit and Alien, thanks for the wash, and Shower.

Stephen

. . . You know you are not helping the naughty thoughts going round with that last statement!     Make them think that we washed you in the shower!  Kinky wet fun?

 

[Sirgod]

Hey It was A Golden Moment considering It was my first day on the Island.

Stephen

Edit, By the way, how is that Foot doing? I feel bad that you where supposed to be off your feet the weekend we showed Up.

Stephen

[AlienLXIX]

Hey It was A Golden Moment considering It was my first day on the Island.

Stephen

Edit, By the way, how is that Foot doing? I feel bad that you where supposed to be off your feet the weekend we showed Up.

Stephen

You said Golden!  OMGs you really want everyone thinking naughty thoughts!

Feet are getting better.  Naprocin rocks but damn it's ripping me up!   Besides do you really think pain was gonna keep me down when I have people I like comming to visit?  HEL NO! 

Flipped is my mattress
Clean are my purple sheets
Sleep o'er-rated!

Pale flowers fall
As sudden wind blows strongly
Littering the grass.

[Strafer]

A new day has come
Poetry begins anew
Fingers are refreshed

[AlienLXIX]

A new day has come
Poetry begins anew
Fingers are refreshed

Oo good one! 

Haikus are my personnal favorites to write but if someone has a good limmerick . . . or anything else like what Astarte put down that would be cool!

[Strafer]

Strafer is flattered
Alien compliments work
Encourages more

[Core]

Lucky you!  My panther-woman has been hosting poetry contests! (Just two so far)

First one on Autumn

I gaze at the sky;
The graceful movements of the clouds

I drink in the scent;
The earthy smell from the land

I feel the wind;
The warm and gently caressing breeze

I hear the birds;
The songs so gaily spread, but fading

I bite into the apple;
The juicy flesh that seems ever so sweeter

Relishing the scent,
The feel,
The taste,
The sight;
And the sounds.

It is the end of summer,
And the beginning;
Of a wonderful journey.

-----------------------------------------------------

This one is on food.

The scent, the fear
That is the prey

The calm, the violence
That is the kill

The respect, the taste
That is the feeding

The rest, the companionship
That is the family

--------------------------------

And...I am NOT going to try to do a Haiku on Yves(strafer).  He's too tall for so few lines to do him justice.

not to spoil any ones moods or any thing like that but there is one thing that can be adjusted

Relishing the scent,
The feel,
The taste,
The sight;
The sound.
The being that is you


(of cores it is supposed to be reed to a woman) 

[Just plain old Punisher]

Here's one I wrote a couple months back...

Untitled.

There once was a place far away from the city light,
cast in shadow and cloak of night.

I can see it now in my minds eye.
A land called Naught, the place where dreams go when they die.
Silent whispers of evil done
All shall suffer with the setting sun

I see the eyes upon me, so crimson red
I wish it were you standing here instead
I wish it were you standing here instead

I shut my eyes and close my mind
and pretend that I've left it all behind

With my hand in yours and yours in mine
We shall pretend, together, we've left it all behind

Let us leave this place where the wicked winds blow
Where the trees rock to and fro in the chilled midnight breeze

Cold Shivers run up and down my spine
Telling me we have but little time
The eyes of Red, Gold, and Black
Have kept pace in their attack
With gnashing teeth and dripping maw
I see it grin and lick its jaw

I shut my eyes against the sight
But I still see it in the dark of night
I still see it there in the dark of night.

[NJAntman]

Seeing such banter,
I would like to try Haiku.
Know no limmericks.

[kmelew]

Strafer is flattered
Alien compliments work
Encourages more

Strafer is master
Composes some great haiku
Positive karma

[AlienLXIX]

Wow you people can
Open the door of my mind
Honored am I!

[Strafer]

Haiku for homeless
In need of shave and haircut
Two bits anyone?

[Ferretlxix_XC]

My little precious
on finger of Frodo
We'll eat his liver

[kmelew]

My little precious
on finger of Frodo
We'll eat his liver

Great One (Ring)!

And in the same vein:

Sauron wants the Ring
Four hobbits flee The Shire
He must not have it.

[Astarte]

Lucky you!  My panther-woman has been hosting poetry contests! (Just two so far)

First one on Autumn

I gaze at the sky;
The graceful movements of the clouds

I drink in the scent;
The earthy smell from the land

I feel the wind;
The warm and gently caressing breeze

I hear the birds;
The songs so gaily spread, but fading

I bite into the apple;
The juicy flesh that seems ever so sweeter

Relishing the scent,
The feel,
The taste,
The sight;
And the sounds.

It is the end of summer,
And the beginning;
Of a wonderful journey.

-----------------------------------------------------

This one is on food.

The scent, the fear
That is the prey

The calm, the violence
That is the kill

The respect, the taste
That is the feeding

The rest, the companionship
That is the family

--------------------------------

And...I am NOT going to try to do a Haiku on Yves(strafer).  He's too tall for so few lines to do him justice.

not to spoil any ones moods or any thing like that but there is one thing that can be adjusted

Relishing the scent,
The feel,
The taste,
The sight;
The sound.
The being that is you


(of cores it is supposed to be reed to a woman) 

*chuckles*  Well, firstly, the topic of that particular contest was Autumn.  And secondly, I am a woman, and like my men like I like my steak.  Thick and Juicy.

[Grand Master of Shadows NCC37385]

I would post, but I only make up lymrics. They would also need to be posted in H&S. 

[Core]

my hope is gone for it was never there
my hope is gone for it shall never be
my hope is gone for it was never meant to be
my hope is gone for it shall never be achieved

[AlienLXIX]

[quote}
*chuckles*  Well, firstly, the topic of that particular contest was Autumn.  And secondly, I am a woman, and like my men like I like my steak.  Thick and Juicy.

LOL  YES!  Juicy is goooood!

[Sirgod]

LOL I came across this today, and It reminded me Of Alien's Adulation for Legolas.

 Ai Mana vanya eldie elyë, lendë sinomë?

Loosely translated, what is a pretty elf lady like you, doing in a place like this?

Stephen

[Sirgod]

Here's another one of those Lame Jokes I kept telling your kids Steve and Amy.

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

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Stephen

[SSCF-LeRoy]

Here's another one of those Lame Jokes I kept telling your kids Steve and Amy.

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

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Stephen

*GROAN!*

[Ferretlxix_XC]

Here's another one of those Lame Jokes I kept telling your kids Steve and Amy.

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

--------------------

Stephen

*GROAN!*

Gods I gotta agree.  I'll tell it to my boys later, they'll probably die laughing or look at me confused.

[Astarte]

*chuckles*  I like that one.  Got one I read a while back here.

This is a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that there is still hope for the younger generation:
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spend much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less
adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit
with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to
do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week
they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars.
The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us."
"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house
again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those a holes at Home Depot ever deliver the f**king
sheet rock."

[AlienLXIX]

Bring me a cat
Fur smooth and glistening
Mouth wide, bite!

[Captain Krenn]

Look at my large boom.
See how long and sleak it is?
Feds must envy me so.

I'm talking about the design of the D7, pervs!

(ok so that was terrible, what'd you expect from a Klink?  Shakespear?)

Best I could do, I don't have a cat.

[Strafer]

Captain Krenn needs cat
Delivered to his address
And some eggrolls too

[Sirgod]

Morning Person.

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his f*cking head

---------------------------------

Stephen

[Clark Kent]

Isn't that a marching cadence?

[Sirgod]

Could be, Life Blurs Itself in the morning you know.   

Stephen

[The_Joker]

A canner, exceedingly canny,
one morning remarked to his granny,
"A canner can can
    anything that he can,
but a canner can't can a can, can he?"

[RogueJedi_XC]

Alien posts Haiku
I must not view it at work
I will get fired.


 

[Sirgod]

Alien posts Haiku
I must not view it at work
I will get fired.


 

LOL +1 for you Rogue.

Stephen

[The_Joker]

Who gives a rat's ass?
Japanese poetry sucks
I like stuff that rhymes.

[kmelew]

Who gives a rat's ass?
Japanese poetry sucks
I like stuff that rhymes.

Poetry is art
Japanese poetry is
Merely different

[GE-Raven]

This was for my a wedding recently.  I was Best Man and it was part of the "toast".

This Day

From a little girl?s dream;
And a little boy?s play;
And a golden ring?s gleam;
Came this day.

From Fatherly toil;
And Motherly care;
Aunts and Uncles that spoil;
And neighborly love to spare.

In churches while praying
To our Father above;
All the while staying;
In Christ?s endless love.

From sewing and reaping;
Bonfires and oversleeping;
Friendships and their keeping;
Funerals and weeping;

From all these things;
More than I could say;
Comes all that true love brings,
And this Blessed Day!


GE-Raven

[Harlax]

Look at my large boom.
See how long and sleak it is?
Feds must envy me so.

I'm talking about the design of the D7, pervs!

(ok so that was terrible, what'd you expect from a Klink?  Shakespear?)

Best I could do, I don't have a cat.

Shakespeare is best
Experienced in the
Original Klingon



(General Chang in Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country)

OK, that doesn't work so well as Haiku.  But it is on topic. 

[kmelew]

Look at my large boom.
See how long and sleak it is?
Feds must envy me so.

I'm talking about the design of the D7, pervs!

(ok so that was terrible, what'd you expect from a Klink?  Shakespear?)

Best I could do, I don't have a cat.

Shakespeare is best
Experienced in the
Original Klingon



(General Chang in Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country)

OK, that doesn't work so well as Haiku.  But it is on topic. 

Can you see me Kirk?
So let slip the dogs of war
Fire torpedos

[Harlax]

More haiku

http://www.library.wisc.edu/help/messages/404haiku.html

[Capt. Mike]

Whilst pouring over my CD's, thinking of cats, etc...came across this from Ian Anderson,

She dances through the flower-filled room ?
Sea-green eyes a-sparking.
Or are they blue? The message clear:
Seduce the master, winking.

Dainty feet circles inscribe
Upon the frozen parquet.
Arabesque in compound time:
Stately Pavane or Bourée.

Sultry smile, come hither gaze ?
Black hair softly shining.
Calls me up to half-lit bed.
Sweet cloud with golden lining.

Oh, so young with ageless smile ?
Born of ungodly maker
Draws me: moth to candle bright ?
Fiery pleasure-seeker.

She dances through the flower-filled room ?
Sea-green eyes a-sparking.
It?s Rupi?s dance: the message clear.
Her movement does the talking.




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a tribute to his new kitten

Mike

[Core]

Honor doesn't know the difference
The difference betwine the different
Honor knows the difference between the valiant and coward

[drb]

Hoi Folks,

I posted this in the D2 Ex. Forum, so yes I'm spamming again. hehe Thought it should show up here, as I enjoy this thread also.

All this verse, so lovely to read.
 Outpouring of true emotion,
 About this gaming life we lead.
 Geeks demonstrating devotion,
 Is a strange sight indeed!

 It takes more than gory graphics
 To make a community last.
 Discussion, and sharing tactics
 Make playing this game a real blast.
 Yes, the soul's schematics!

 We work for playability,
 All bringing ideas, and some skills.
 Shared passion has us work for free.
 Though it does not pay the bills;
 It helps our sanity!

Take care

drb

[Dracho]

There once was a Captain named Kirk,
who flew in starship from Earth,
He shouted at Bones and Scotty,
Which always made him feel naughty,
So he called up Uhura for mirth.

[AlienLXIX]

Life is not all peaches and cream,
It's full of suffering, pain and unknowing,
And yet there is still the imposible dream
Of living life all knowing.

That was on the fly but I think it needs tweeking.

[GE-Raven]

Gloria in Excelsis Deo!

A blessed song on a blessed morn:
To those who are angry and full of scorn;
To Shepherds and Beggars forgotten and alone;
To all who have sin they can not atone.

A glorious hymn on a glorious night:
For those lost in darkness and seek the light;
For Kings, and Wisemen, and Children too;
For the living, and dead, and me, and you.

A beautiful chorus on a beautiful day:
Sung to the silent, with nothing to say;
Sung to the Virgin so fair and so mild;
Sung for the birth of this promised Child.

Gloria in Excelsis Deo!
Et in terra pax!
Glory to God in the Highest!
And on Earth, Peace!

Amen.

(SRW - 12/17/04)

GE-Raven

[GE-Raven]

Bumped for edit.

GE-Raven