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Offline likkerpig

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Can't wait for X-mas!
« on: October 11, 2004, 12:16:08 pm »
WESTPORT, Conn. (Wireless Flash) -- Martha Stewart has started her prison term and one beverage company is trying to profit from it by releasing a drink called Martha's Jailhouse Hooch.

The drink is produced by Dynamic Beverages and consists of vodka and a combination of plum, apricot and apple juice.

The beverage company says it got the recipe for the drink from an alleged "Aunt Martha" who "...was very resourceful, both with crafts and in the kitchen, kind of a domestic McGyver if you will," and developed the drink while she was in the slammer for robbing banks.

Company spokesman Dave Schmier won't say specifically if the beverage was inspired by the real Martha Stewart, but does say, "If you want to come up with that conclusion, then feel free."

The concoction is currently waiting for government approval, but Schmier expects it to come out before Christmas and will be available wherever spirits are sold.


Hope it gets the Goddess's seal of approval!

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Re: Can't wait for X-mas!
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2004, 02:13:46 pm »
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Re: Can't wait for X-mas!
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2004, 09:58:28 pm »
Sraek, now that's something that I'd like!
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Re: Can't wait for X-mas!
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2004, 10:56:38 pm »
Ya, LotR is cool.
But I'm talking about Martha! Martha dammit! The devine Goddess!

Hope they put her picture on the bottle...
Getting drunk looking at Martha...

I could build a shrine with the empties...
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Re: Can't wait for X-mas!
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2004, 02:07:51 am »
Quote from: likkerpig on October 11, 2004, 10:56:38 pm
Ya, LotR is cool.
But I'm talking about Martha! Martha dammit! The devine Goddess!

Hope they put her picture on the bottle...
Getting drunk looking at Martha...

I could build a shrine with the empties...

You are a sick man, my friend.  Please seek professional help at the earliest opportunity!  :D
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Re: Can't wait for X-mas!
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2004, 06:10:52 am »
ROFLMAO, I used Martha's recipe for rose nutrient food solution, very effective stuff indeed! I may be able to profit off that formula in Mexico. Does that mean I have to mail her a royalty check to her while she is in prison?  ;D
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Re: Can't wait for X-mas!
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2004, 11:38:36 am »
Quote from: Jack Morris on October 12, 2004, 06:10:52 am
ROFLMAO, I used Martha's recipe for rose nutrient food solution, very effective stuff indeed! I may be able to profit off that formula in Mexico. Does that mean I have to mail her a royalty check to her while she is in prison?  ;D

Nah, just send it to me, I'll hang on to it for her.
Just one more thing to give her when she gets out....
Oooo, she's gonna be a randy, naughty girl.....

Oh SRaek, the "professionals" gave up on me a long time ago. The brewers and distillers felt their profit margins would take too big a hit if the quacks had their way, so they leaned on them a little bit. That and after a couple sessions with me they would dream about the goddess too! That was a bad thing apparently....  ???
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