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How Vice Presidents arre chosen!
« on: October 11, 2004, 11:23:11 am »
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."

Son : "I will choose my own bride."

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates


Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.


Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case....."


That's how business is done!