The following things will be padlocked:
1) My bedroom door.
One bat'telh, no problem...
2) My scotch cabinet.
One bat'telh, no problem...
3) My computer room door.
One bat'telh, no problem...
On the plus side, you'll find the carpeting extra plush and comfy.
Bah!! why must you people attempt to make your sleeping surfaces so soft. one Keg of bloodwine, no problem...
Something tells me this can only go downhill. <grumble>
Because you are wiser than many give you credit....
jd