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Offline SSCF-LeRoy

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Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« on: October 08, 2004, 03:51:03 pm »
A: A Manila shake ;D

Yeah, yeah, I know it's corny, but me dad came up with it told me to post it :P
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Re: Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2004, 05:40:02 pm »
I call it an opportunity to house some sexy displaced asian women.   :dance:
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Re: Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2004, 04:55:16 pm »
YES!
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Re: Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2004, 07:44:22 pm »
Boobies!
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Re: Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2004, 08:06:36 pm »
I can sense you guys never walked down MacArthur Blvd in Angeles City...such a waste (for you), 'course, some of you might have ended up in the Fire Empire (ask anyone stationed at Clark AB who didn't have a wife, what those girls could do with a banana)

One earthquake I was in at Clark, I was climbing up into the RF room of an AN/MSC-46

http://www.globalsecurity.org/space/systems/an-msc-46.htm 

carrying a HP 8460B signal generator...it was me or the generator, and I won..held on to the scaffolding..

Ahh the days at Clark..Feb 76 to Mar 78..fortunate for me, my wife was with me and kept me out of much trouble...but the looking was good, and you always asked for the San Miquel from the freezer, at least it would be cold.

Mike
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Re: Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2004, 11:12:04 pm »
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2004, 03:49:14 am »
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Re: Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2004, 08:57:10 am »
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Re: Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2004, 09:03:09 am »
It's easier to see when the headlights are up!

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Summum ius summa iniuria.

The more law, the less justice.

Cicero, De Officiis, I, 33

"It doesn't, and you can't, I won't, and it don't
it hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't, and it shouldn't
it couldn't"
FZ, 1974

My chops were not as fast...[but] I just leaned more on what was in my mind than what was in my chops.  I learned a long time ago that one note can go a long way if it's the right one, and it will probably whip the guy with twenty notes.
 --Les Paul

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Re: Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2004, 09:09:54 am »
I'll take them how i can get them- blue or not.
<HONK HONK>
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2004, 11:42:28 am »
<watches helplessly as topic careens wildly off into left field> :o :rollingpin:
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Re: Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2004, 04:11:34 pm »
Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on October 11, 2004, 11:42:28 am
<watches helplessly as topic careens wildly off into left field> :o :rollingpin:

Hey!  The right field needs attention too!  Gosh don't you hate it when it just stays on one side?  I find it makes me feel lop sided . . .
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I am not a bigot, I just hate people on an individual basis.

The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life. - President Teddy Roosevelt

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Re: Q: What do you call an earthquake in the Philippines?
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2004, 07:39:16 pm »
Listen to the mating call of the double breasted booby bird.

Honk

honk.
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