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Does Clark Kent need a woman?

Yes, preferably an asian woman!
9 (32.1%)
Yes, any woman will do!
4 (14.3%)
Yes, but only if he leaves his parent's basement!
11 (39.3%)
No, it's nothing he cant handle himself!
0 (0%)
No, but if one just happened to drop by...
2 (7.1%)
No, but I do...especially if the wife doesnt know about it!
2 (7.1%)

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Does Clark Kent need a woman?
« on: October 09, 2004, 12:03:54 am »
;D ;) After reading all of Clark's...requests...for an asian woman, I decided to ask the forumites. So???

This is all in fun!   8)
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Re: Does Clark Kent need a woman?
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2004, 12:15:49 am »
One of two things would happen if he got a woman.

1)  He'd run screaming because he wouldn't know what to do with her.  ;)

2)  We'd never ever ever hear from him again.  ;)
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Re: Does Clark Kent need a woman?
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2004, 12:28:00 am »
SENSE OF HUMOR ALERT. PLEASE ladies and gentlemen forgive me for sounding crass with this post...


 ;D When I was an undergraduate I remember my room mate telling me about a short story or some kind of analysis of Superman and Louis Lane's love life I think was entitled: "Man of Steel, woman of Kleenex." I think Harlan Ellison may have been involved but I'm not sure. 

At any rate, the movie where Christopher Reeves Superman gives up his powers to marry Louis then made more sense to me. Now if his skin at the cellular level was impervious to kenetic energy weapons or peircing and these "super charged cells" also gave him incredible speed and strength that should apply to ALL of his cells including his sperm.

Think about what catastrophic internal damage "the man of steel" could do to a normal woman if he had sex with her and he ejaculated inside her.

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Faster than a speeding bullet."

Just a thought..

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Re: Does Clark Kent need a woman?
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2004, 07:51:51 am »
Quote from: Klingon Fanatic on October 09, 2004, 12:28:00 am
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 ;D When I was an undergraduate I remember my room mate telling me about a short story or some kind of analysis of Superman and Louis Lane's love life I think was entitled: "Man of Steel, woman of Kleenex." I think Harlan Ellison may have been involved but I'm not sure. 



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Re: Does Clark Kent need a woman?
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2004, 11:07:12 am »
Quote from: Klingon Fanatic on October 09, 2004, 12:28:00 am
SENSE OF HUMOR ALERT. PLEASE ladies and gentlemen forgive me for sounding crass with this post...


 ;D When I was an undergraduate I remember my room mate telling me about a short story or some kind of analysis of Superman and Louis Lane's love life I think was entitled: "Man of Steel, woman of Kleenex." I think Harlan Ellison may have been involved but I'm not sure. 

At any rate, the movie where Christopher Reeves Superman gives up his powers to marry Louis then made more sense to me. Now if his skin at the cellular level was impervious to kenetic energy weapons or peircing and these "super charged cells" also gave him incredible speed and strength that should apply to ALL of his cells including his sperm.

Think about what catastrophic internal damage "the man of steel" could do to a normal woman if he had sex with her and he ejaculated inside her.

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Faster than a speeding bullet."

Just a thought..

KF

Ohh yeah!  I DO remember that story and then it went on with if she survived the sex what about the resulting baby?  Would the child kick a hole though it's mother?  It was a read that made me giggle. 

I tried the link, Nem, but I got the web site not responding mesg. :-\
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Re: Does Clark Kent need a woman?
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2004, 11:10:17 am »
I just retested Alien and it works for me.   Hopefully if you try again later it will work.
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Re: Does Clark Kent need a woman?
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2004, 01:28:33 pm »
the only story like that I recall is Superman flying over Wonderwoman while she was sunbathing. It seems the Invisible man got more then he expected.

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Re: Does Clark Kent need a woman?
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2004, 02:01:22 pm »
I dont get it.
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Re: Does Clark Kent need a woman?
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2004, 02:08:24 pm »
Faster then a Speeding Bullet, Wonderwomen sunbathing, Invisible man you can't see...

C'mon Man, Use your Imagination.  ;)

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Re: Does Clark Kent need a woman?
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2004, 06:27:14 pm »
Quote from: Stephen on October 09, 2004, 02:08:24 pm
Faster then a Speeding Bullet, Wonderwomen sunbathing, Invisible man you can't see...

C'mon Man, Use your Imagination.  ;)

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OUCH!!!!!!   

I think the Invisible man will be sitting on a Innertube for awhile :o ;D
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Re: Does Clark Kent need a woman?
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2004, 08:11:44 pm »
You guy's are sick  :D  Just think of what kind of love life the Flash would have?   Or going to Marvel, Reed Richards?

What a basis for a psychological paper, "Love life of imaginary super heroes and the consequences on our society"

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Re: Does Clark Kent need a woman?
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2004, 04:00:20 am »
Quote from: Capt. Mike on October 09, 2004, 08:11:44 pm
You guy's are sick  :D  Just think of what kind of love life the Flash would have?   Or going to Marvel, Reed Richards?

What a basis for a psychological paper, "Love life of imaginary super heroes and the consequences on our society"

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I can tell you the answer to Flash, and it's inner thigh burns . . .  oh and don't forget the lube or that's gonna get burnt too!  Mmmmm just thinking about it hurts. :-\  :D

As for Mr. Fantastic, well I bet you anything Sue didn't have ANY complaints!  I wouldn't if I was her!   ;D ;D  It must have been very filling!  :rofl:
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