Broken Newz Offers 10 Million Dollar Prize for First Person to Fly to Space and Bring Back One of Those Green Horny Chicks
10/5/2004 - Steve Tanner
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What is being called the "XXX Prize", Broken Newz has offered to add a little color to the space race. The satire news group is offering 10 million dollars to the first team able to enter space, and bring back of those green slave chicks.
"Why not add a little spice to it?" Said Editor Bill Doty. "I mean, we are all doing this to get girls anyways, why not just be open with it?"
Several teams have already claimed interest in the competition. Team Riker from Ann Arbor, Michigan is not only excited about the possibility of their first time in space, but their first time with an actual woman.