One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy
nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, he tied her up and went golfing.
Not really for the guys but still
A young woman dressed in shorts had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the club house for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the club house and asked: "Why are you back so early? What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee," she said. "Where?" he asked.
"Between the first and the second hole," she replied. He nodded knowingly and said: "Then your stance is too wide."
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Stephen