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Offline S'Raek

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They know when you are lying!
« on: October 15, 2004, 01:42:39 am »
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/10/14/science.liars.reut/index.html

They call them Wizards but they should call them truthsayers! 
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Re: They know when you are lying!
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2004, 02:10:14 am »
Quote from: SRaek on October 15, 2004, 01:42:39 am
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/10/14/science.liars.reut/index.html

They call them Wizards but they should call them truthsayers! 


I call them women. Instant lie detectors.
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Offline Capt. Mike

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Re: They know when you are lying!
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2004, 05:31:16 am »
Never lie to your wife...just find a way not to answer  :o

Also..Never ask a question you don't want to hear the answer to.

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Re: They know when you are lying!
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2004, 12:16:30 pm »
Ever try the mumble answer...

Mumble mumble mumble mumble...only works a couple times to save it up for a good one.
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Re: They know when you are lying!
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2004, 12:51:27 pm »
The key is misdirection...

"Honey, where the hell were you last night?  were you out drinking again??"

"Baby, you look GOOOOOD in those jeans."

"really??  Lately I've been feeling kinda fat, but...DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!! WERE YOU OUT WITH SOME FLOOSY?"

"Shnookums, i know you got a keg in you back pocket cuz I wanna tap that @$$"

"You're so good to me"    ;D
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