Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIKKERPIG!!!! (Read 1898 times)

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **on:** October 01, 2004, 04:51:50 am »

Just wanted to wish ya a Happy Birthday filled will all the stuff you enjoy.

We got Martha here to entertain you

She has made you a jello mold cake (spiked with liquor)

She Has beer with her to quench one of your thirsts

She brought a lava lamp for mood lighting

A peppermint flavored bra for your hunger

And a Mr. Potato Head, I'm not sure what that is for but I am not asking.......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!!!

Soreyes · « **Reply #1 on:** October 01, 2004, 05:08:05 am »

Happy Birthday Likkerpig

C-Los · « **Reply #2 on:** October 01, 2004, 08:48:16 am »

Happy B-Day "LP"

I bet the "Lap Dancers" will get their moneys worth tonite...

Think you can handle that Kroma ?

SSCF-LeRoy · « **Reply #3 on:** October 01, 2004, 09:04:44 am »

Happy Birthday, Pig! But I'm afraid I must decline yer request that I pop out of the cake wearin' a cocktail dress

Sorry, Bud.

Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on October 01, 2004, 04:51:50 am

Just wanted to wish ya a Happy Birthday filled will all the stuff you enjoy.

A peppermint flavored bra for your hunger

I thought those were glasses...

el-Karnak · « **Reply #4 on:** October 01, 2004, 09:19:30 am »

Happy Birthday!!

likkerpig · « **Reply #5 on:** October 01, 2004, 09:52:09 am »

Hey, thanks all.
Mmmm, Martha! You just know she's gonna be good and randy by the time she gets out of the klink...

Geez, guess its time for a mid-life crisis. (of course considering my lifestyle, more like a 3/4 life crisis)
What to do, what to do?
Buy a sports car? Nah, been there done that. Fun, but tickets add up.
Get an 18 year old girlfriend? Hmmm, nice to look at, but prefer women who know what they are doing. (oh Martha...)
Maybe some hair plugs? Kinda a waste considering my hairstyle consists of "number 2 all over". (the clipper setting, not the bodily function ya sicko's)
I know! Spend way too much money on a %$&^*#@ computer so I can play games and spread joy on the internet! That's it!
Hmm, couple hours till the beer store opens...

WarSears · « **Reply #6 on:** October 01, 2004, 11:25:50 am »

Happy Birthday Bud.

Green · « **Reply #7 on:** October 01, 2004, 11:47:24 am »

Happy not-dead-yet Day Likker.

Martha may be looking for a pen pal, you've got 5 months to build that lasting relationship.

GDA-S'Cipio · « **Reply #8 on:** October 01, 2004, 01:17:23 pm »

Happy birthday, Pig!

Hey, if you carefully explain that this is your birthday, maybe Martha will grant you a conjugal visit.

-S'Cipio

IAF Lyrkiller · « **Reply #9 on:** October 01, 2004, 01:45:32 pm »

Happy Birthday LP!!!

Age · « **Reply #10 on:** October 01, 2004, 08:17:59 pm »

Have a Happy Birthday likkerpig and don't get to gooned any way have great day and enjoy.

likkerpig · « **Reply #11 on:** October 02, 2004, 02:23:20 pm »

Thanks again all!
Ooof, almost feel human again, bit 'o the hair of the dog does wonders.
I'd post pics of my night, but haven't installed frontpage on the new sys yet. (was that a sigh of relief I heard?)

SkyFlyer · « **Reply #12 on:** October 03, 2004, 12:03:12 am »

Happy B day.

Age · « **Reply #13 on:** October 03, 2004, 02:47:17 pm »

I thought I would let you know it is WTs birthday today 10/3/04 and he is 42 so don't feel so bad being younger than him.I hope you are haveing a great birthday weekend.

Green · « **Reply #14 on:** October 03, 2004, 03:31:42 pm »

Quote from: Age on October 03, 2004, 02:47:17 pm

I thought I would let you know it is WTs birthday today 10/3/04 and he is 42 so don't feel so bad being younger than him.I hope you are haveing a great birthday weekend.

WGAFF.

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