Topic: Ferret's Bar and grill "Why vote for the lesser evil? A real candidate" (Read 1002 times)

Ferretlxix_XC · « **on:** September 20, 2004, 10:31:45 pm »

Well it's coming to that time again and I want an honest President who is truely upfront with what they'll do as one of the most powerful people on earth.

Elder Party Platform; Our take on Terror!Terror. Terrorism. Terrorists. Words that have the power to paralyze our very society. Both the Democratic and Republican candidates advocate continuing a ?War of Terror,? each in their own way.

We of the Elder Party are brave enough to offer an alternative! Of course it is our goal that under our leadership no American will have any fear of terrorists from outside disrupting their lives. But our approach is fundamentally different from those offered.

While the current ?War of Terror? advocates the use of tools such as strengthened security and conventional warfare. We of the Elder Party take a fresh approach.

If you can?t beat them, join them.

We will fight international terror . . . WITH TERROR!

Under the lead of Great Cthulhu, we will make America the most frightening nation on earth. None shall dare oppose us in our goals!

Our opponents might offer better security or more military might. We offer a candidate who is himself a Weapon of Mass Destruction!

We promise that under the lead of Great Cthulhu, no American will fear any threat from outside the government. No, truly acts of terrorism from outside will be the farthest thing from their minds from the moment of our candidate?s inauguration.

If you want to stop worrying about the threat of international terrorism, then you have only choice this fall.

VOTE ELDER.
Why choose the lesser evil?
Albert Shiny, August 12, 2004

Vote Cuthulu for 04

Clark Kent · « **Reply #1 on:** September 21, 2004, 10:31:00 pm »

Why vote for the lesser evil? You shouldnt. The lesser evil is still evil.
Personally though, the terror issue doesn't matter that much to me. What I want is a president that will give me a sexy naked asian woman on either side with a hand in each pocket.
Terror, please, let's focuse on the real issues; like the sexy naked asian women.

Ferretlxix_XC · « **Reply #2 on:** October 03, 2004, 03:13:32 pm »

After the last debate, you still have planty of options

Sirgod · « **Reply #3 on:** October 03, 2004, 03:16:30 pm »

You know, I'd Laugh My Butt Off If Cthulu actually one at least one EC vote.

Stephen

S'Raek · « **Reply #4 on:** October 04, 2004, 01:20:45 am »

I mailed in my absentee ballot last week (to Florida so I hope it actually gets counted!) and checked just to see if I could write in a candidate but there wasn't a blanks spot in the Presidential election section. The other, lesser offices had a write in spot but not for the Presidential race.

Sorry Cthulu!

GDA-S'Cipio · « **Reply #5 on:** October 04, 2004, 09:07:48 am »

Quote from: ferretlxix on September 20, 2004, 10:31:45 pm

Well it's coming to that time again and I want an honest President who is truely upfront with what they'll do as one of the most powerful people on earth.

Elder Party Platform; Our take on Terror!We promise that under the lead of Great Cthulhu, no American will fear any threat from outside the government. No, truly acts of terrorism from outside will be the farthest thing from their minds from the moment of our candidate?s inauguration.

Ah, the delicious subtlety that is Great Cthulu

-S'Cipio

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