Topic: Open challange

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Should anyone on KCW want a piece of me, I will oblidge.

All challanges accepted if equak hulls, if not I will try to match yours providind shipyard comply.

Now if you continually kicj my ass (this is for you Madelf) I will still guarentee 1 challange per day even if I've fulfiled my daily requirement as per the forums.

Special notes:

Elf I want a shot at you, sears says he will take you 4 out of 5 so you cant be that good

Dib, payback is a MF, and I plan to collect

Sears, I own you inside and outside of the D%D

Nail, you got thew best shot but 8 t-bombs wont be enough

Mog, I beat you in a droner now prepare for a real fight

Die Hard, I'm your frickin' nightmare

Agave, it aint the dolpins your facing this time

Scippy, Don Shula couldn't save you from my ass whipping

Any KAT or KOTH, smile cause your first on my list

Any Gorn, smile because the Kzin pilots will delay your doom

Any KBF, after the Gorn your next

Hexx. your safde as hell because on the off chance of hell freezing over, I coudn't bear you winning one, but if you feel really lucky, bring it on.

Hooch, prepare to die often and disgracefully.

Tracey, a wager my nipples vs yours loser flashes.

762, loser drinks blended scotch for a week (damn better not lose that one)

Maverick, my prediction death by T-bombs allied or not

Well that is the end, took more balls to type this out intoxicated than to actually make said challenges.

Good hunting alll.

[madelf]

I'll be your Huckleberry.

[WarSears]

LOL Good post Chuut

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

I'll be your Huckleberry.

And I'll be your hound.....

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

LOL Good post Chuut

Good enough to wager a sint in spandex for the loser?

[Dizzy]

Chuut, wtf are you drinking? Gimme sum bro. Be nice to have that much confidence in your relation with such little skill.

[Soreyes]

OK Chuut E3s at 20 k

Hmmmmmm Im finding that these Klingon Transporters are a little Cramped

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Chuut, wtf are you drinking? Gimme sum bro. Be nice to have that much confidence in your relation with such little skill.

Mad Dizzy 20/20  ....

Well aside from Die Hard, I have defeated all of the above at least once (been beaten by most of em at least once as well sometimes more <evil look at Madelf> )  But the only way to play this server is to play it like a Klingon, it should be lots of fun!

P.S.

Dizzy, don't worry I have no plans to kill you this server, but my marines are standing on the transporter pads........and not the kind that Soreeyes posted.....

<Snicker>

[Matsukasi]

Any KAT or KOTH, smile cause your first on my list

You're goin' down, vest boy.  

Time for everyone to know just who really IS the best Kzin....

Now to just figure out how to keep Cougar ( and others ) off the server to maintain my illusion of superiority....lol

[Kroma BaSyl]

Smart boy leaving me out of your challenge. Who said Kzin were without intelligence?

Kroma
aka Not just any Gorn.

[ShadowLord]

Yep good post its the way things are supposed to happen.. well actually maybe  I am wrong but I guess many Klingons would do the actual challenge.. and
EVERY KLINGON would accept any challenge given.

Jeeze I didnt even make his list
Guess I will have to work on that.

ShadowLord



PS____
If the house leaders dont finalize and post the draft soon, me thinks there will be a few house leadership challenges!

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Any KAT or KOTH, smile cause your first on my list

You're goin' down, vest boy.  

Time for everyone to know just who really IS the best Kzin....

Now to just figure out how to keep Cougar ( and others ) off the server to maintain my illusion of superiority....lol

I got a special game plan for you Mat

Now all I gotta do is find an asteroid that looks like a donut.....

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Smart boy leaving me out of your challenge. Who said Kzin were without intelligence?

Kroma
aka Not just any Gorn.

I don't think the community would have allowed me to issue a challange to you as I did to Tracy.....

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Jeeze I didnt even make his list
Guess I will have to work on that.

ShadowLord

Well you haven't been playing D2 very long, kill me a dozen or so times like the others have and I'll put you on the next one......

[GDA-S'Cipio]

Chuut crowed:
Scippy, Don Shula couldn't save you from my ass whipping

Bring it, Kitten-boy!

You have no chance, kitty bed-wetting type.  I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheese-loving bit of second hand electric donkey-bottom biter.

-S'Cipio Chuutkiller

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Chuut crowed:
Scippy, Don Shula couldn't save you from my ass whipping

Bring it, Kitten-boy!

You have no chance, kitty bed-wetting type.  I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheese-loving bit of second hand electric donkey-bottom biter.

-S'Cipio Chuutkiller

well S'Cippy if you want to use a plastic action figure to represent you you should find one a bit more accurate......hmmm......yes I think this one really fits you......




<Snicker>

[GDA-S'Cipio]

Well, first, that's a man in a Gorn costume at a convention.


But second, Ricky Williams does strike me as quite the kitten-killer.  You should fear him.


Third, get ready for a little shrink-wrap yourself, because...... I WILL OWN YOU!




-S'Cipio Chuutkiller

[FPF-Bach]

Jeeze I didnt even make his list
Guess I will have to work on that.

ShadowLord

That's because he doesn't know who you really are...

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Well, first, that's a man in a Gorn costume at a convention.


But second, Ricky Williams does strike me as quite the kitten-killer.  You should fear him.


Third, get ready for a little shrink-wrap yourself, because...... I WILL OWN YOU!




-S'Cipio Chuutkiller

Bring it on,



And even that bad breath of yours wont keep me off ya............

[GDA-S'Cipio]

Bring it on,



And even that bad breath of yours wont keep me off ya............

It does improve your look, however.  I love the smell of singed hair in the morning.



-S'Cipio Chuutkiller

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

So you wanna be a Kzin tamer eh?

Well think again and prepare to be...........

[likkerpig]

Hey, isn't this Dizzy's usual shtick?
Man, if I was you Dizzy, I'd be talking to Jinn about copyright infringment!
Course, wait until Chuut wins a lottery or something, then take him to the cleaners!

[Dizzy]

It's too softcore. This thread has ZERO chance of being locked. So why bother?

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Hey, isn't this Dizzy's usual shtick?
Man, if I was you Dizzy, I'd be talking to Jinn about copyright infringment!
Course, wait until Chuut wins a lottery or something, then take him to the cleaners!

Hmmmmm

does kinda sound like Dizzy don't it?

Pig you really know how to land the low blow.

 

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

It's too softcore. This thread has ZERO chance of being locked. So why bother?

Well I'll leave the hardcore to you and Kroma.....I'm sure you two will get a chance to figure out who is on top in House Dizaroma.........

[Doomstone]

Don't feel bad Ducky, I didn't make the list either. 

Chuut maybe I haven't killed you enough times but I've sure seen you run off the map at speed 31 with no ammo enough times...

 

[GDA-S'Cipio]

So you wanna be a Kzin tamer eh?

I may not get the chance to try.  I hear you've had a little "trouble" with your F5.



-S'Cipio Chuutkiller

[likkerpig]

Hmmmmm

does kinda sound like Dizzy don't it?

Pig you really know how to land the low blow.

 

Hey, after the whippin' you gave me on squadron commander I'll use all the cheap shots and low blows I can!




Piggy the poor loser

[ShadowLord]

Chutt, seeing as how you were Klingon enough to post this challenge, how about I offer you some warm up games on GSA.. PM me when you are available and we can hook up for some 1v1 KVK games..honestly I would rather you find a wing and i will get another KHH to come along but -- if thats a problem we can do the 1v1...

Let me know if your interested.

KHH_ShadowLord
AKA Duck
AKA Puppy Power

[madelf]

Chuut crowed:
Scippy, Don Shula couldn't save you from my ass whipping

Bring it, Kitten-boy!

You have no chance, kitty bed-wetting type.  I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheese-loving bit of second hand electric donkey-bottom biter.

-S'Cipio Chuutkiller

well S'Cippy if you want to use a plastic action figure to represent you you should find one a bit more accurate......hmmm......yes I think this one really fits you......




<Snicker>

No WAY is Scippy a 12 inch one.

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Good point Elf, I think your likely correct although I never really cared to look.  However, next time I'm visiting with him in D.C.  I'll just have to ask Dr. Nyet, maybe she can verify whether the choking hazard label is truly required for a Scippy Action figure......

[madelf]

Good point Elf, I think your likely correct although I never really cared to look.  However, next time I'm visiting with him in D.C.  I'll just have to ask Dr. Nyet, maybe she can verify whether the choking hazard label is truly required for a Scippy Action figure......

lol!
+1 karma for ya for the scippy diss

[GDA-S'Cipio]

You know what, MadElf, I was wrong.  It actually isn't a bad thing to be mad when you are an elf.  Here is the proof.



My apologies.  (And might I say, you look rather cute.)

-S'Cipio Chuutkiller

[madelf]

Ty Scippy, I do think I was quite adorable in that cover shot.

[[KBF]MuadDib]

ok chuut...but when i save your kzin butt upon the destruction of your ship...nakid will you be... 

and well...if its my butt ur looking at on its way out...know how unhappy i will be i didnt get u nakid... 

revenge is sweet...even in the form of a kitty...and you know us klingons like it rough...

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

We Kzin are usually naked anyhow, so no worries.
We only wear clothes so our allies won't feel so insufficient.

[GDA-Agave]

Agave, it aint the dolpins your facing this time

Any Gorn, smile because the Kzin pilots will delay your doom

Well that is the end, took more balls to type this out intoxicated than to actually make said challenges.

Good hunting alll.

Well, well.  I got double hit here.    Your death is imminent.   It will not matter if you are in the same house as me or not.   Might just have to pull out some of my old tricks.   

Good post.   You have started to set the spirit for KCW.   This server will be a blast!!   One of pure chaos and paranoia.   I like it!!

Let the hunt begin!!

Agave

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Hey would someone go dig up G'warlock and Croup so I can challenge them as well?

Always seem to have my best fights vs Croup (fight to the death was not something she needed a rule for)

And looking over my list I realize I got some damn fine pilots so I need G'Warlock there to pad it a bit for me.......   Besides, G'Warlock is one of the few who can out smack talk me 

Oh and Dizzy before you respond to that last remark................



 

[KBF-SkullnBonez]

hmmm, your list seems incomplete to me buddy

[Dizzy]

Besides, G'Warlock is one of the few who can out smack talk me 

Oh and Dizzy before you respond to that last remark................



 

Nice pic.

Chuut, I hear G'Warlock can also out fly you.

[el-Karnak]

Oh and Dizzy before you respond to that last remark................



 

"Hello, I am C-3PO, Human/Cyborg relations. Thanks to my esteemed Sith Lord maker, as shown in pict. above, I am fluent in over six million forms of communication. This transmission does not appear to match any code that is used by the Alliance. I believe it to be an Imperial code."

"It's not wise to anger a Kzin Wookie, because droids don't rip out their opponent's arms from their sockets when they lose."

"I suggest a new strategy "dizzy" R2....Let the wookie win..."

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

hmmm, your list seems incomplete to me buddy

I'll likely get around to you skull, but plan on getting a couple of wins first, relegating your role to ego deflator as usual.  I don't know what it is about you Skull, but you always seem to know exactly what I'm going to do before I do it.  There may be better pilots out there, but I always seem to have the most trouble vs you.

<S>

[[KBF]MuadDib]

We Kzin are usually naked anyhow, so no worries.
We only wear clothes so our allies won't feel so insufficient.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!  stop it! 

[madelf]

We Kzin are usually naked anyhow, so no worries.
We only wear clothes so our allies won't feel so insufficient.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!  stop it! 

Admit it Dib, you just like the way Chuut swishes his tail, giving that little "come-get-some" wrinkle at the end of it.

Have to admit, Chuut had an "effect" on me in gw3.  He made me spill my pepsi on my keyboard, gotta give him credit for that.

[762_XC]

I hope you like Johnnie Red Chuut.