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Offline likkerpig

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Chuut - you tease!
« on: September 24, 2004, 12:46:44 am »
Well ol' Chuuterooni, flying as a cheesy gorn (never thought I'd say that!) challenged me to some pvp tonite. As I had to pop off to work for a few minutes I told him to give me 20 min and I'd spank his ass just like Kroma taught me how.
20 minutes later, there is a pig all greased up and lookin' for some action.... 30 minutes.... I done been stood up!
I cut short my usual nightly routine at work (mast.... err peeing in the boss's coffee cup, changing my video tapes in the washroom cameras, putting silicone grease on the doorknobs....) just to get back in time to give Chuut the tough love he so richly deserves (and secretly wants)... and he runs away like Hexx or LeRoy!
I guess my huge disruptor 1 was too much for him...

Signing off,
               a spurned pig in Lyran clothing.
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Offline KAT Chuut-Ritt

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Re: Chuut - you tease!
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2004, 01:46:25 am »
LOL,

funny to read this post after I bent you over my knee and spanked your little Lyran hiney.

I was trying to draft a Rommie who was intent on blowing up Federation bases, but couldn't catch him due to delay in missions being offered (Herr Burt anyway to speed that up, hard to catch a player when you have to wait so long for a mission offering to pop up).  So I make my way over to Lyran space and put the tutu on Likkerpig, the newest member of Kroma's backup fly girl's, you know the ones behind the main dancer with the perfect view of the main dancer's butt.

Enjoy the view Pig..... ;D
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Offline likkerpig

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Re: Chuut - you tease!
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2004, 02:07:14 am »
Bah!
Tell only part of the story why don't you?
When the blushing bride finally showed up he had deadmansix with him.
After 3! failed attempts, dm6, struck blind by the bloating of his hydran "ship", gave up, failing to connect with the lithe Lyran.
 Chuut finally worked up the courage to engage the intrepid coxman, pig.
Of course, by this time I was on number 16 of an 18 pack (what, you didn't think I would have an excuse?) and was slightly less than prime form...
So in the end, Chuut only received a light drubbing of what he trully deserved (and wanted!), but you know what they say about booze and amourous performance....
We will meat.. err meet again my little southern belle, look for the ISC named UN pig... I got a big load of plasma for you baby!

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Offline FPF-Aurora

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Re: Chuut - you tease!
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2004, 11:13:46 am »
lol.. you two are cracking me up
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Offline KAT Chuut-Ritt

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Re: Chuut - you tease!
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2004, 02:15:30 pm »
So you wanna try it Froggy-style.

Very well but I dont think your little tadpoles can reach their target..... ;D
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Re: Chuut - you tease!
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2004, 05:08:10 pm »
And stay tuned for Part II (and more!) of the Cat-Pig (or Frog) Wars ... lol    ;D
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