Topic: Off Topic Dolphins vs Steelers Lets hear Scippy and Agave talk some trash

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Agave and Scippy both lifelong friends of mine have this tradition of smacktalking when their favored teams Pittsburg and Miami clash, so I figured I'd get them to post it here so I wont miss one of my favorite events of the football season.

So guys go at it......

P.S.  My prediction is for a steel harpoon to embed itself in the Dolphins, Steelers by 10.

[KBFTrajan]

Miami by 3

KBF Trajan

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

What about the Klingon CFL team?

[KBF-Nail]

All I have too say is both those teams are garbage!!!

[GDA-S'Cipio]

Wow, you really know how to kick a man when he's down, don't you?  You just wanted to rub in the opening of our fist losing season in............ in my lifetime.

Well, let's add up the bad and the good

We've got a coach hired by Jimmy <bastard> Johnson who was brught to the team fresh off of a 2-14 season.  Because, you know, you never can have enough coaches that know how to lose.  But at least he's not Jimmy <bastard> Johnson, so I guess at the time he was a step up.

Once you get past that, we've got a QB named Jay Fielder.  Oh wait, I meant Jay Fiedler.  <interception!>  No, I guess I did mean Fielder.  Well, at least Freely will start this week.  <interception!  interception!>  Umm.... nevermind.

Well, at least we've got a top-quality running back.  <puff puff pass..... puff puff pass....>  Oh, wait, no we don't.

But then again, we are only playing the Pittsburg Steelers.

I predict Miami wins by 6!  Olindo takes home the game ball.

-S'Cipio

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

I predict Miami wins by 6!  Olindo takes home the game ball.

-S'Cipio

Well even should he earn it, I would bet on him dropping it at least twice on the way home, given the showing last season of ball dropping by the Miami recievers.....

[Vorcha]

Dolphins by at least 1    ok ok 3 then 

[Green]

Skins win! Skins win!

Oh ... I mean

Fins win! Fins win!  By 3.


(didn't know you were a Miami fan Scip)

[GDA-Agave]

Hey, thanks Chuut,

This game is gonna be a good one, for the Pittsburgh Steelers that is.   I was more than happy to see Miami on our schedule this year.   Easy win!!  Oh yeah, easy win!!  

Poor Miami Dolphins are looking at a very bad season.  I predict they are gonna get "chewed up and spit out"  like a spoiled Mahi Mahi special at a cheap seaford dive.   Not only do they play in the tough AFC East (Jets, Patriots, Buffalo), they get Denver,and make a tour of the AFC North this year.   Granted, the AFC North is not a top division again yet, but I firmly believe that all 4 teams have enough juice to have a nice Fish snack this season.   Oh wait, Scipio, there is one ray of hope for you this season.   Your Fish get to play the NFC West (Seahawks, Cardinals, 49ers, Rams)  this year, the worst division by far.   You might actually win 3 of those games.

Ok, now a good look at the Dolphins.   The Fish are definitely got very few big name players left, those being Jason Taylor and Zach Thomas.  Two defensive players any team would like to have.   Olindo Mare, please, give my a break.   He's lucky that Miami exists, otherwise his career would have been over a long time ago.   Ricky Williams, my current choice for 2nd most bonehead NFL player ever.  (#1 - Cary Collins)  Williams is being told now that he has to give back some of this "entertainment" money.   8.6 Million to be exact.   Behind him, your biggest name offensive players are Chris Chambers(WR), Travis Minor (RB), and Larmar Gordon(RB).   Minor is your only real name at RB now, as 3 of 6 RB are hurt and unable to play.(that include Gordon)

Ok, on to the fabled black and gold of the Steelers.    Oh where to start?   Running backs.  The trio of Staley, Bettis (ole Fat ass as my friends call him), and Haynes will have a field day with the refocused running game of the Steelers.    Quarterback.   No Tommy Maddox starting his Sunday.   "Big Ben" Roethlisberger will be starting, our #1 draft pick from Miami-OH last year.  I can't think of a better game for him to be starting.  He will have his rookie mistakes, but the good will overcome the bad.  Add in here his great receiving core of Burress, Ward, Randle El, and Riemersma(TE).

Final Conclusion:

Steelers - 250+ passing yards, 200+ running yards

PITTSBURGH STEELERS BY 20!!

The only real hope of the Dolphins vs the Steelers is hurricane Jeanne.   If she takes a more Westerly course, the winds may be bad enough to them to postpone the game to Monday or Tuesday.   After that, the only way this game could be more humiliating for the Fish would be if the Steelers brought Bubby Brister back and then wore their "Super X" throw-back jerseys.    Hell, even then, Steelers would still win by 10 pts.


Agave
Steelers Fan Extraordinaire

[Capt_Bearslayer_XC]

I am a proud Steelers fan. 

But I wish I had Agave's confidence. 

We will see, won't we?

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Ricky Williams, my current choice for 2nd most bonehead NFL player ever.  (#1 - Cary Collins)

You mean Bubby didn't make the top 2?  

Have to agree with your #1 however......

[GDA-Agave]

No, Chuut, Bubby Brister doesn't make the top bonehead players.   You can't blame a guy from being born that way.

Now, he does make the #1 choice for two categories.

#1 - NFL player I would never, ever wanted to see play more than one game as a Steeler.   

#1 - Good comeback to shut up a rowdy Steeler's fan. (As you proved at last Steeler/Panthers game.)  I was very specific to mention him and our Super X" throw-back jersey before you or anyone else did.

Hey Bearslayer.  Glad to hear there is another Steelers fan in our community.   I do live in Charlotte, NC, but I am in good company.   There are LOTS of Steelers fans here.   I could name five different restaurants down here that are filled with ravenous fans wearing black and gold every weekend.   It's almost funny to see the conversion of Charlotte from ACC basketball town to thinking it is a NFL football town.   I still get pissed off when 1/3 of the fans leave early to "beat traffic".  Ya know, you aren't beating traffic if you are leaving when 20 thousand others do as well.   Yeesh!!


Agave

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

I could name five different restaurants down here that are filled with ravenous fans wearing black and gold every weekend

Coming from a Steelers fan......

[GDA-Agave]

I could name five different restaurants down here that are filled with ravenous fans wearing black and gold every weekend

Coming from a Steelers fan......

BASTERD!!  NAIL wannabe!!

STFU!!

[Capt_Bearslayer_XC]

Hey Bearslayer. Glad to hear there is another Steelers fan in our community. I do live in Charlotte, NC, but I am in good company. There are LOTS of Steelers fans here. I could name five different restaurants down here that are filled with ravenous fans wearing black and gold every weekend. It's almost funny to see the conversion of Charlotte from ACC basketball town to thinking it is a NFL football town. I still get pissed off when 1/3 of the fans leave early to "beat traffic". Ya know, you aren't beating traffic if you are leaving when 20 thousand others do as well. Yeesh!!


Agave

He-he... Some time in Oct there is a beer festival I am supposed to work in Charlotte. 

Want to go beer tasting?

[KBF-Frankk]

Hey, I'm a Raiders Fan 

http://www.raiders.com

[GDA-Agave]

He-he... Some time in Oct there is a beer festival I am supposed to work in Charlotte. 

Want to go beer tasting?

Hmmmmm......beer.    Sounds great.   Just give me an idea of what weekend it will be and I'll certainly try to be there.   Hell, I even bet I have a few friends who might want to join.   Maybe even the Chuutster will be able to come.    Hmmmmm......beer.

 

[GDA-S'Cipio]

I predict Miami wins by 6!  Olindo takes home the game ball.

-S'Cipio

Well even should he earn it, I would bet on him dropping it at least twice on the way home, given the showing last season of ball dropping by the Miami recievers.....

Olindo is the kicker, Chuut, he doesn't drop passes.  I'm granting him the game ball and a final score divisible by 3 for two reasons:

1) My complete lack of faith in Miami's offense to punch one through to the endzone
2) My complete lack of faith in the Steelers ability to do anything!

I mean, come on!  Look at what Agave if basing his hopes on:

Ok, on to the fabled black and gold of the Steelers.    Oh where to start?   Running backs.  The trio of Staley, Bettis (ole Fat ass as my friends call him), and Haynes will have a field day with the refocused running game of the Steelers.   

Bettis is ole Fat ass?  Well, old and fat, sure.  But I'd stop at calling him an ass.  Still, old and fat is enough to count him out. As for the other two...... forget it.  The one thing Miami still has is a defense against the run.  Your old fat guys aren't going anywhere.

Quarterback.   No Tommy Maddox starting his Sunday.   "Big Ben" Roethlisberger will be starting, our #1 draft pick from Miami-OH last year.  I can't think of a better game for him to be starting.  He will have his rookie mistakes, but the good will overcome the bad.

Rookie mistakes is all it's going to take to kill him.  You don't really want to be putting a rookie up against the No. 1 rated defense in the NFL.  You mentioned Zach Thomas.  Expect "Big Ben" to mention him a lot more in his the post-game shame-faced inquisition. 

Add in here his great receiving core of Burress, Ward, Randle El, and Riemersma(TE).

They only play when they quarterback gets rid of the ball.  I'll keep a tally sheet.  I don't expect to tally often.

Fish by 6![/orange]

[GDA-Agave]

Hahahahaha.

Scipio, you've got no frickin clue.   Fish dinner coming right up.

Oh, and for the record.  I don't call Bettis "ole fat ass", Chris and David call him that since The Bus went rumbling all over the Panther's defense in a late season snow game a couple of years ago.   Hehehehe.  What a great game that was!!   Well, the second half anyway.

You mentioned the Dolphins rush defense.   You might want to check your facts.   They are currently ranked 28th in rush defense.  Whoops.   

By the way, Scipio ole pal, the game has now been postponed to 8:30 PM Sunday night because of hurricane.   That frickin sucks.   It was gonna be the game CBS was to show at 1:00 PM.   Now, I doubt it will even be televised on regular cable.   Oh well, I don't have to be watching the game to know how they are going to abuse the Fish.

GO STEELERS!!!

(Remember, Steelers by 20)

Agave
Fan of a real football team

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Olindo is the kicker, Chuut, he doesn't drop passes.  I'm granting him the game ball and a final score divisible by 3 for two reasons:

Then he should start at wide reciever given your other "talent" at that position....


I'd still give it to the Steelers, after all they only have to go back to the late 70's early 80's to relive their glory days, so are much more in touch with the present than the Dolphins.........

I mean its the modern era now and Miami can't even find their own website, some problem about putting 3 "W"s together in a row.......