Pffffft! Will Wheatin's a whimp
And Likkerpig can take his gimp suits and *&%$#@!&^$*!

Didn't quite catch the last part... Likkerpig can take his gimp suits and dress you up like sporty spice? (my recent clients have a spice girls thing going on).
Say after me:
All I want
All I really really want
carry on from there, if you can fit in some "likkerpig's boy-toys-r-us" that would be cool!
Hang tough there peaches, once them storms are over you can get back on the clock.