Topic: Squadron Commander: PvP Victory Point Thread

[Herr Burt]

As I continue my spamming of the board with the launch of Squadron Commander:

Please poast your PvP kills in this thread.  I will count up the points for them at the end of the server.

Remember, to get a PvP kill, you have to kill either his leader PF or his support PF. This might get confusing with all the boats in the air.  However, he can't leave until you kill either his leader or his support boat, so if he runs or if he has nothing left you can be assured that you have a PvP kill.

-Herr Burt

 

[likkerpig]

deadmansix (hydran) killed me (lyran).
Sob....

[deadmansix]

deadmansix (hydran) killed me (lyran).
Sob....

 well fought you mine chucking lyarn you 

[GDA-Agave]

Death of a Bruce (well, kinda)

BAD-SCipio, flying as klingon, in G1D (droner variant, no ftrs)

DIED BY THE HAND OF

GDA-Agave (Herald of GOOD Herr Burt) in PFDL (2 PFD+)

After droning my 2 escort PFs to death, BAD-SCipio met a gruesome end after getting several F torps shoved up his six.   (no, Kroma was not hiding in this mission anywhere)

After dying, BAD-SCipio exclaimed, "With Bruce like you, who need the ISC !!"

I just replied. "Here, have some spam and scotch.   That must have really hurt." 

2 more VC pts for the Bruce.


Agave

[GDA-S'Cipio]

It was a heck of a fun fight.

For a moment, after I killed your two wingmen, I thought I might stand a chance.  But you handled the situation perfectly.  Well done, Bruce!

Now we'll see if the coalition thinks I was helping them or hurting them by flying Klink all night. 

-BAD-S'Cipio

[FPF-Bach]

Great match against Likkerpig's 8 PFs and 12 fighters.  Lyran Vs Hydran, Hellbores and Phaser G's won.

Good fight Likker.  <S>

[FPF-Bach]

Won a 2nd match against LikkerPig.  Another good game.

<S>

[likkerpig]

Third match went to the Lyrans!
I'd take credit, but it would be unfair to the poo-load of ai that softened up bach for me.
Good game!
Damn dirty hydrans....
 

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Lost my G-PTDL to Rolandus's R-CENL and R-CENe+ but not without taking 2 of his pfs with me.

GG Rolandus

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Redeamed myself on Likkerpig's L-BCTL

He has been interned to Kroma's school of dance for rehabilitation.

watch thos splits Likkerpig, they can be painful for anyone with the balls enought to fight that match, as the Lyran is totally overmatched in my opinion.

[likkerpig]

<sniff>
Chuut treated me like Kroma's leftovers.
Bastard!
 

Vengance shall be mine, sayeth the Pig!

[Herr Burt]

This thread is now effectively closed.  I saw 8 or so different people on in the last hours, so it is possible there are more kills that have not been reported.  If so, make sure that you mark your kill as having happened BEFORE MIDNIGHT EST on Sunday night.  I'll ignore it if you don't.

Kills that happened later in the "fun" server do not count towards victory.

-Herr Burt

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

3 matches with UNpig

First match mutual destruction

Second match the Gorn prevail with the destruction of the ISC fleet

Third match same as second in a nice fight that concluded after 36 min and was after the server officially ended.

[Holocat]

2200 hours, aboard a SillyCats Psudeo Fighter Tender, pictured below:




"We encountered the romulans sir.  The recorder from the PF leader is loaded to your console."

"Onscreen"


Several minutes ago, aboard the 'borrowed' hydran PFs Mew. and Stupid Fi-Con because there's no Hellbore leaders in the yards again.

<Lt. Pico>"It's a Rom!"
<Captain Cat>  "Oh Crap!"
<Rolandus> Well Hello!
<Lt. Mico> It's got 5 plasma F's!
<Captain Cat> Battlestations!  Line PFs Cannonfodder and Hydran-word-equivalent-for-Redshirt, Attack!  We'll uh, stay back here and... um...
<Lt. Mico> It's got 5 plasma F's!
<Captain Cat> *whispering to his comm officer*  Quick, I need an excuse to stay far away and chuck crap at him.  From really really far away.
<Lt. Mico> It's got 5 plasma F's!
<Captain Cat> Stupid Fi-Con because there's no Hellbore leaders in the yards again, launch your plasma distrac-- I mean fighters!
<Lt. Mico> It's got 5 Plasma F's!

Rolandus pastes the first two howlers with a dozen or so plasmas.

<Lt. Pico>  He's fired his plasma.
<Captain Cat>  Attack!
<Lt. Pico>  You're joking, right?
<Captain Cat>  Are you questioning my orders?
<Lt. Mico> It's got five plasma--
<Captain Cat> SHUT UP already!

The Mew closes with the Rom PF leader and cripples its engines.  It moves at 0.8.

<Lt. Pico> IT'S NOT DEAD!
<Lt. Mico> NOOOOOO!
<Captain Cat> Is the plasma charging?
<Lt. Pico> That looked like it was charging.
<Captain Cat>  Quick, throw a rock!
<Lt. Pico>  No!  Rocks are worth VCs!
<Lt. Mico>  It's definately charging.
<Captain Cat>  Ok, don't panic.

There is 2.6 seconds of silence, then:

<Captain Cat>  I don't care about VC's!  Throw a rock!
<Lt. Mico>  AHHHHHHHH!
<Lt. Pico>  Wait, we have our CheeseSuite online again!
<Captain Cat> FIRE!  No, put the extinguisher down and shoot the rommie.


Got Rolandus once while he was puttering around making a gigantic line through Fed space.  Promptly hid under the couch afterwards.  This kill occured before the server offically ended, but given how everyone just mucky mucked with the new COOL toys, count it only if you want to, hee.

[Herr Burt]

All of the above combats were begun before the conclusion of the server, so I see no reason to count all of them.

Good work on your kills!  I'm just sorry I never got that rematch with Agave...... <grumble>

-Herr Burt

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Another thread ready to be unstickied.

[GDA-Agave]

I'm just sorry I never got that rematch with Agave...... <grumble>

-Herr Burt

NAY NAY NE POO POO!!   

Feeling unsatisfied, Mr. Non-dirt eater.    Well, GET OVER IT!!    Hehehehe.

<oh the tbombing fun we're gonna have on KCW, no matter if we're on the same team or not>


Agave


P.S.   Where's the frickin final VC count already???   Man, what a slacker!!