Our Stargate, which art in the mountain,
Hollowed be thy Hammond,
Thy dialler on, thy chevrons go on,
Kawoosh, in wormhole heaven,
Give us this day our daily drool,
And forgive us our slash,
As we forgive those who ship against us,
And lead us not into danger,
But deliver us from the Gou?ald,
For thine is our Jack,
Our Daniel, Carter and Teal?c
Forever and Ever,
SG-1