Topic: The Battlehymn of the Klingon Civil War (Read 2066 times)

Holocat · « **on:** September 10, 2004, 06:46:04 pm »

A quartet of silly cats stand infront of a camera, dressed in various bits of leather and busily strapping small petshop turtles to their heads. They've been given sticks with red flashlights tied to them in lieu of painsticks. They look up solemly and sing.

"Time to take cosmetics and apply them to your head,
Time to get a turtle; Drag the cat from under the bed.
Time to wave a blade and not recieve a fine instead,
The Klinks go marching on.

"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! The Klinks go marching on.

"Dizzy's on the warpath; This is very plain and true,
With Kroma's weight behind him its the grand house of Tu'Tu.
This makes for odd house colours as it's Pink and Brown and Blue!
But Kroma shall dance through.

"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Dizzy has a shoe."

Dizzy storms the quartet of cats that scatter in every direction. A lot of noise involving bowling balls, rubber chickens, cardbord boxes and kitchen sinks is heard for a few minutes, and then the cats return. The camera zooms out to reveal a cat sized choir stand, of which sixteen cats hum the battlehymn behind the four singers.

"Tracy's donned the leather as jaws drop on to the floor,
The new suit's so revealing it is classified as porn.
But klinks align behind her by the legion and the score,
And Tracy swaggers on.

"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Oh no she has a gun."

A spray of water splashes infront of the camera and all is chaos once more for four minutes, all being heard a chorus of paniked meering and a lot more scuffling. A windshield wiper cleans off the camera, and it expands to show both houses, the current list of draftees and a LOT of small cats with turtles strapped to their heads on a large chorus box. The last verse is sung slowly and solemly, with a plethora of... lifeforms humming the hymn behind them.

"The third house had not formed yet and we really think it should,
A leader with the steel of Arthur and heart of Robin Hood.
Any klink that has the time should contact Hooch but really good,
And this war can then begin!

"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!

"For fun and hope you win!

"Likker's got some Gin!

"We'll sing until we're blue!

"Oh no another shoe.

Predictably, the assembly dissolves into chaos once more. The camera is hit, and the short show ends.

likkerpig · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2004, 06:53:24 pm »

Wow!
I thought I was "different".
I bow to the new master! Creative too!

+1 karma for you!

On a side note, who was it on teamspeak during GW3 who stated to me "Wow, you don't sound insane"? (or words to that effect)

Green · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2004, 07:37:44 pm »

lolol ... great post Holo

762_XC · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2004, 08:11:41 pm »

I give it 2 Hsta's

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2004, 11:06:12 pm »

Nice job Holocat!

Dizzy · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2004, 02:13:37 am »

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2004, 03:26:52 am »

Of course their might be an alternate theme song.....

<Snicker>

When Dizzy Comes Limping Home Again

When Dizzy comes limping home again,
Qapla'!Qapla'!
We'll give him a Overload welcome then
Qapla'!Qapla'!
The Warriors will fire, as they drink their stout.
And we all hope Tracey G pops out
And Kroma will feel gay,
When Dizzy comes limping home.

The good bloodwine will flow with joy
Qapla'!Qapla'!
To welcome home the STFU boy
Qapla'!Qapla'!
His House leader and his troops will play
With T-bombs they will strew the way,
As Kroma smiles and winks his way
When Dizzy comes limping home.

Get ready for the victory,
Qapla'!Qapla'!
Enemy marines on board at ten to three,
Qapla'!Qapla'!
The muzzle is ready now
To place upon his flapping jowl
And Kroma has his way
When Dizzy comes limping home.

Hehe, just couldn't resist..........

Dizzy · « **Reply #7 on:** September 11, 2004, 04:34:53 am »

STFU CHUUT! Dont MAKE me put this on you!

Shall the stench of House Dizaroma haunt you forevermore of your days!

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #8 on:** September 11, 2004, 05:14:52 am »

Quote from: Dizzy on September 11, 2004, 04:34:53 am

STFU CHUUT! Dont MAKE me put this on you!

Shall the stench of House Dizaroma haunt you forevermore of your days!

Actually thanks Dizzy now I'm protected from seeing and smelling Kroma. Putting the 'Nip inside makes it quite nice. Not like I need to actually see the controls to fight ya........

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