Well, I guess I don't have to worry about those "Cuddle parties" coming to Charlotte, NC. It would only take one party being busted up by a redneck wearing nothing but his dirty white undies saying, "Hey ya'll, like my pa-jam-ees!!" as he comes through the door.
On that note, all I need to make any party a "cuddling party" is me, a shot glass, and bottle of this:
NOW THAT'S A PARTY!!
<damn, now where did I put my undies>
HEY, IS STREAKING ALLOWED?!
WOOOOOHOOOOO !!
Hey, ya'll, watch this!! <followed by loud crash>
sh*te, that fence was higher than I thought!!