Topic: Cuddle Parties??

[KAT J'inn]

OFF TOPIC ALERT



Alright.   I'm hip.  Painfully so if I do say so myself.   Why I even know all the lyrics to those nifty Brittany Spears songs.

But on this I'm stumped.

Cuddle Parties??    I just got an invite to one.    When I asked for an explaination I nearly died laughing.   Come On!   Please tell me this person is pulling my leg.

Anyoen else heard of this foolishness that only women could think of?

[MrCue]

Are they like "Mars Bar" parties?

[KAT J'inn]

Are they like "Mars Bar" parties?

What's a Mars Bar Party?


Apparently a cudle party is as follows . . . Get this . . .

1)  You go to a house.

2)  You bring your PJs

3) You put on your PJ

4) All of the members drink foo foo juice drinks and lay around on comforters and "cuddle" I"M DEAD SERIOUS HERE!!   With strangers.

5) No sex of any degree allowed.

It's supposed to make you feel good about yourself and you talk abotu your emotions and BARF!!!!!!!!


Come on. Please tell me she was joking.    I'm mean really  . . . this just sounds like "Blue Knortals Hell" to me.

[Capt_Bearslayer_XC]

It is the new thing in NYC from what I heard.... just be thankful that this one is free.. they are actually paying for it in NYC.

[likkerpig]

4) All of the members drink foo foo juice drinks and lay around on comforters and "cuddle" I"M DEAD SERIOUS HERE!!   With strangers.

5) No sex of any degree allowed.

Well, it was sounding good, especially #4. Opposite sex I hope.
#5 blew it out of the water.
Why bother? If nookie ain't involved, why get in body contact with someone? PJ's? I sleep au natural... wonder if that would fly?
Overall... sick, sick, sick!
Damn weirdo Yankees!

[Green]

J'inn ... you're a pervert.  Therefore, we assume you a) will attend, and b) will provide a complete retelling of your "adventure" ...

[Father Ted]

) No sex of any degree allowed.

Then what's the use? If it's a pajama party with multiple good-looking women getting "involved", that would be one thing. But "No Sex"?! Run away, J'inn! Run away!

[_SSCF_Hooch]

Kill me

[KAT J'inn]

Kill me

So Hooch . . .   What's it like having two good looking daughters?


<snicker>

[KAT J'inn]

J'inn ... you're a pervert.  Therefore, we assume you a) will attend, and b) will provide a complete retelling of your "adventure" ...

I am NOT going.     J'inn don't do New Age.    Okay . .  well maybe I do have some candles,  <ahem> and an "essential" oil incense burner.  Okay . . .  so maybe I am into buddist philosophy a tad.

But . . .

I do not Cuddle.   Nuzzel certain female body parts, maybe, but NO CUDDLING!

I cannot believe people would actually pay for something . . . . <light bulb appears over J'inn head>   HEY!!!!


<scampers off>

[Lepton]

I'm sorry but in mixed sex groups there is going to be sexual tension, so either it is some sort of tacit hooking-up deal, or if these tend to be single-sex and women then it is clearly a lesbian recruiting event.  Could be a cult as well.  You never know, but I tell you one thing if I am hugging up on some attractive women in her PJs, there will be a chubby sprouting in my pants.

[Kroma BaSyl]

Well that does it!!! I'm not asking you to go anywhere again!!!

<snicker>

[madelf]

Dumb ass J'inn 
There's no sex allowed AT the party, but how could you help but hook up with some girl you made feel real good about herself afterward?  What, you gotta have it the first night, or never at all?

[KAT J'inn]

Dumb ass J'inn 
There's no sex allowed AT the party, but how could you help but hook up with some girl you made feel real good about herself afterward?  What, you gotta have it the first night, or never at all?

HEY!! I like instant gratification.  Otherwise it feels like  . . .YEECH . . . . work.   Besides, I don't want them to get to know me first!  I'd never get any then!


J'inn the Shallow Kinda Hedonist




 

[Kroma BaSyl]

Dumb ass J'inn 
There's no sex allowed AT the party, but how could you help but hook up with some girl you made feel real good about herself afterward?  What, you gotta have it the first night, or never at all?

HEY!! I like instant gratification.  Otherwise it feels like  . . .YEECH . . . . work.   Besides, I don't want them to get to know me first!  I'd never get any then!


J'inn the Shallow Kinda Hedonist




 

Here's what you try then. Tell her you will go if she goes to a swingers party with you first.

[OlBuzzard]

Dumb ass J'inn 
There's no sex allowed AT the party, but how could you help but hook up with some girl you made feel real good about herself afterward?  What, you gotta have it the first night, or never at all?

HEY!! I like instant gratification.  Otherwise it feels like  . . .YEECH . . . . work.   Besides, I don't want them to get to know me first!  I'd never get any then!


J'inn the Shallow Kinda Hedonist




 

Here's what you try then. Tell her you will go if she goes to a swingers party with you first.

hmmm ..... looks at the pink tu-tu ... 

some how J'inn ...  I think I'd go with your initial instincts on this one !

[GDA-S'Cipio]

Cuddle Parties??    I just got an invite to one.    When I asked for an explaination I nearly died laughing.   Come On!   Please tell me this person is pulling my leg.

Anyoen else heard of this foolishness that only women could think of?

Yes, I've heard of these.  But so far as I knew, this was strictly a high-school thing.

<ponders>

<ponders>

<ponders>

Hey!!!!  How young is this girl you are molesting???!!!!!  Shame!   Shame!!!!!!!

-S'Cipio the shocked

[Commander Maxillius]

I'd go., sounds like fun and I can put a hold on the higher-proof emotions until a more appropriate time (like, say, when I take a particular lass home from said party feeling all warm and fuzzy).

Besides, I like cuddling.  How can getting close to multiple warm bodies of the female persuasion be bad?


Hell, send me the invite and a plane ticket and I'll go in your place

[KBF-Dogmatix_XC]

I recently heard about these "cuddle parties" too....very wierd, I must say.

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Wouldn't a couple of $20 lap dances acieve the same thing with better looking chicks and save alot of time?

I'd prefer a foam party or pehaps a Pimp & Ho Ball.


P.S.  J'inn can we call you "Cuddles" in public now?  or is that still restricted to the KAT/KOTH forums

<SNICKER>

[Commander Maxillius]

Wouldn't a couple of $20 lap dances acieve the same thing with better looking chicks and save alot of time?

I'd prefer a foam party or pehaps a Pimp & Ho Ball.


P.S.  J'inn can we call you "Cuddles" in public now?  or is that still restricted to the KAT/KOTH forums

<SNICKER>

 

[DAnahos_XC]

I sense a change from to J'inn's title from 762's Scotch Advisor to Cuddlemister or Dr. Cuddles or something like that.

/runs like hell

[KAT MRess]

I was always partial to Shnookums.

[762_XC]

I sense a change from to J'inn's title from 762's Scotch Advisor to Cuddlemister or Dr. Cuddles or something like that.

/runs like hell

Since I had to drink Dewar's on the plane I don't have the heart to do it.

<shudders>

[FPF-DieHard]

I sense a change from to J'inn's title from 762's Scotch Advisor to Cuddlemister or Dr. Cuddles or something like that.

/runs like hell

Since I had to drink Dewar's on the plane I don't have the heart to do it.

<shudders>

What do you mean "had" to?   Was there a gun to your head?

[762_XC]

I sense a change from to J'inn's title from 762's Scotch Advisor to Cuddlemister or Dr. Cuddles or something like that.

/runs like hell

Since I had to drink Dewar's on the plane I don't have the heart to do it.

<shudders>

What do you mean "had" to?   Was there a gun to your head?

Of course I had to. That's all they had!

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

A real Scotch lover would have carried a flask....

[762_XC]

Don't think I didn't think about it! Unfortunately I only have a metal one, and I don't think I would have gotten through the security screen with it.

Anyway I had some Lagavulin tonight so I'm happy. 

[KAT J'inn]

I found a bar that has Johhnie Walker Blue.    YAY!!!

Problem . . . They want $27.00 a shot.

The part of my brain that handles Common Sense hasn't let me try it yet.   I'm sure that won't last long.   That part is rarely in control often.

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

I found a bar that has Johhnie Walker Blue.    YAY!!!

Problem . . . They want $27.00 a shot.

The part of my brain that handles Common Sense hasn't let me try it yet.   I'm sure that won't last long.   That part is rarely in control often.

Yech!  Johnny Walker Blue is the ani-Christ to all truw scotch lovers

Overpriced bullsh*t!!!

Why drink a Johnny Blue when you can have 4 times the quality at 1/2 the price?

Johnny Blue is for neophytes with a wallet much bigger than their brain.

I think if I should see a bottle of that stuff I'd flush it down the toilet for the betterment of mankind.

[likkerpig]

I found a bar that has Johhnie Walker Blue.    YAY!!!

Problem . . . They want $27.00 a shot.

The part of my brain that handles Common Sense hasn't let me try it yet.   I'm sure that won't last long.   That part is rarely in control often.

Yech!  Johnny Walker Blue is the ani-Christ to all truw scotch lovers

Overpriced bullsh*t!!!

Why drink a Johnny Blue when you can have 4 times the quality at 1/2 the price?

Johnny Blue is for neophytes with a wallet much bigger than their brain.

I think if I should see a bottle of that stuff I'd flush it down the toilet for the betterment of mankind.

Red is good though?

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

If mixed with Clamato does it really matter in your case Pig?

[likkerpig]

If mixed with Clamato does it really matter in your case Pig?

Mmmm, vodka, clamatto and spices... damn good stuff!
The only things I've found acceptable with scotch is ice and/or club soda. It's still dirty whiskey.

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

The second best companion for a fine quality single malt is a nice cigar.

Club soda and ice are not needed nor wanted.

[KAT MRess]

I'd go., sounds like fun and I can put a hold on the higher-proof emotions until a more appropriate time (like, say, when I take a particular lass home from said party feeling all warm and fuzzy).

Besides, I like cuddling.  How can getting close to multiple warm bodies of the female persuasion be bad?


Hell, send me the invite and a plane ticket and I'll go in your place

Never thought of that.

Seriously considers attending...



M'ress the wistfull dreamer

[762_XC]

Blue is better than Black. But I wouldn't pay $200 for it!!

[KAT J'inn]

But I wouldn't pay $200 for it!!

Seriously.

How stupid do they think yuppies are.   Why I would never do something . . .    OHHhhh  my Smarter Image catalog is in  ....  gotta run . . .   

Ooooooo   Gold Plated Nose Hair Trimmers are in style. . . .     A MUST HAVE THIS SEASON!!!

<picks up phone>

[Commander Maxillius]

But I wouldn't pay $200 for it!!

Seriously.

How stupid do they think yuppies are.   Why I would never do something . . .    OHHhhh  my Smarter Image catalog is in  ....  gotta run . . .   

Ooooooo   Gold Plated Nose Hair Trimmers are in style. . . .     A MUST HAVE THIS SEASON!!!

<picks up phone>

exactly 

[Black]

J'inn,

I think you're in a no lose situation here ... especially if it's mostly women ....

What's the worst that can happen ... "Hi J'inn ... hee hee hee ..."

Yep, you can't lose ...

[GDA-S'Cipio]

J'inn,

I think you're in a no lose situation here ... especially if it's mostly women ....

What's the worst that can happen ... "Hi J'inn ... hee hee hee ..."

Yep, you can't lose ...

I repeat, I've always heard of these events as being high-school events.  Two words:  JAIL BAIT!!

-S'Cipio

[Green]

Nah Scip.  They actually had a recent article in Newsweek on these parties.  Apparently they started, iirc, the Midwest around Chicago.  Not sure who the inventor was ... Kran, Krono, Kram ... ah, I forget.

Anyway, this "company" took their idea on the road and set-up shop in the DC area a couple of weeks ago.  Of course the same Newsweek article said that they were going to start same-sex cuddle parties.

But don't worry J'inn.  We know you're comfortable with your masculinity.  Enjoy!

[GDA-Agave]

Well, I guess I don't have to worry about those "Cuddle parties" coming to Charlotte, NC.   It would only take one party being busted up by a redneck wearing nothing but his dirty white undies saying, "Hey ya'll, like my pa-jam-ees!!" as he comes through the door.   

On that note,  all I need to make any party a "cuddling party" is me, a shot glass, and bottle of this:



NOW THAT'S A PARTY!!

<damn, now where did I put my undies>

HEY, IS STREAKING ALLOWED?!

WOOOOOHOOOOO !!


Hey, ya'll, watch this!!   <followed by loud crash>

sh*te, that fence was higher than I thought!!

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Well, I guess I don't have to worry about those "Cuddle parties" coming to Charlotte, NC.   It would only take one party being busted up by a redneck wearing nothing but his dirty white undies saying, "Hey ya'll, like my pa-jam-ees!!" as he comes through the door.   

On that note,  all I need to make any party a "cuddling party" is me, a shot glass, and bottle of this:



NOW THAT'S A PARTY!!

<damn, now where did I put my undies>

HEY, IS STREAKING ALLOWED!!

WOOOOOHOOOOO !!

Hey I thought you said I was Frank the Tank......

[GDA-Agave]

Hey I thought you said I was Frank the Tank......

Well, yes, you are.    But you know me and my tequila begines!    

[KAT MRess]

I repeat, I've always heard of these events as being high-school events.  Two words:  JAIL BAIT!!

-S'Cipio

Slips invite to Maverick, Mako and Razor...

Walks away whistling innocently.