Topic: Cuddle Parties??

[KAT J'inn]

OFF TOPIC ALERT



Alright.   I'm hip.  Painfully so if I do say so myself.   Why I even know all the lyrics to those nifty Brittany Spears songs.

But on this I'm stumped.

Cuddle Parties??    I just got an invite to one.    When I asked for an explaination I nearly died laughing.   Come On!   Please tell me this person is pulling my leg.

Anyoen else heard of this foolishness that only women could think of?

[MrCue]

Are they like "Mars Bar" parties?

[KAT J'inn]

Are they like "Mars Bar" parties?

What's a Mars Bar Party?


Apparently a cudle party is as follows . . . Get this . . .

1)  You go to a house.

2)  You bring your PJs

3) You put on your PJ

4) All of the members drink foo foo juice drinks and lay around on comforters and "cuddle" I"M DEAD SERIOUS HERE!!   With strangers.

5) No sex of any degree allowed.

It's supposed to make you feel good about yourself and you talk abotu your emotions and BARF!!!!!!!!


Come on. Please tell me she was joking.    I'm mean really  . . . this just sounds like "Blue Knortals Hell" to me.

[Capt_Bearslayer_XC]

It is the new thing in NYC from what I heard.... just be thankful that this one is free.. they are actually paying for it in NYC.

[likkerpig]

4) All of the members drink foo foo juice drinks and lay around on comforters and "cuddle" I"M DEAD SERIOUS HERE!!   With strangers.

5) No sex of any degree allowed.

Well, it was sounding good, especially #4. Opposite sex I hope.
#5 blew it out of the water.
Why bother? If nookie ain't involved, why get in body contact with someone? PJ's? I sleep au natural... wonder if that would fly?
Overall... sick, sick, sick!
Damn weirdo Yankees!

[Green]

J'inn ... you're a pervert.  Therefore, we assume you a) will attend, and b) will provide a complete retelling of your "adventure" ...

[Father Ted]

) No sex of any degree allowed.

Then what's the use? If it's a pajama party with multiple good-looking women getting "involved", that would be one thing. But "No Sex"?! Run away, J'inn! Run away!

[_SSCF_Hooch]

Kill me

[KAT J'inn]

Kill me

So Hooch . . .   What's it like having two good looking daughters?


<snicker>

[KAT J'inn]

J'inn ... you're a pervert.  Therefore, we assume you a) will attend, and b) will provide a complete retelling of your "adventure" ...

I am NOT going.     J'inn don't do New Age.    Okay . .  well maybe I do have some candles,  <ahem> and an "essential" oil incense burner.  Okay . . .  so maybe I am into buddist philosophy a tad.

But . . .

I do not Cuddle.   Nuzzel certain female body parts, maybe, but NO CUDDLING!

I cannot believe people would actually pay for something . . . . <light bulb appears over J'inn head>   HEY!!!!


<scampers off>

[Lepton]

I'm sorry but in mixed sex groups there is going to be sexual tension, so either it is some sort of tacit hooking-up deal, or if these tend to be single-sex and women then it is clearly a lesbian recruiting event.  Could be a cult as well.  You never know, but I tell you one thing if I am hugging up on some attractive women in her PJs, there will be a chubby sprouting in my pants.

[Kroma BaSyl]

Well that does it!!! I'm not asking you to go anywhere again!!!

<snicker>

[madelf]

Dumb ass J'inn 
There's no sex allowed AT the party, but how could you help but hook up with some girl you made feel real good about herself afterward?  What, you gotta have it the first night, or never at all?

[KAT J'inn]

Dumb ass J'inn 
There's no sex allowed AT the party, but how could you help but hook up with some girl you made feel real good about herself afterward?  What, you gotta have it the first night, or never at all?

HEY!! I like instant gratification.  Otherwise it feels like  . . .YEECH . . . . work.   Besides, I don't want them to get to know me first!  I'd never get any then!


J'inn the Shallow Kinda Hedonist




 

[Kroma BaSyl]

Dumb ass J'inn 
There's no sex allowed AT the party, but how could you help but hook up with some girl you made feel real good about herself afterward?  What, you gotta have it the first night, or never at all?

HEY!! I like instant gratification.  Otherwise it feels like  . . .YEECH . . . . work.   Besides, I don't want them to get to know me first!  I'd never get any then!


J'inn the Shallow Kinda Hedonist




 

Here's what you try then. Tell her you will go if she goes to a swingers party with you first.

[OlBuzzard]

Dumb ass J'inn 
There's no sex allowed AT the party, but how could you help but hook up with some girl you made feel real good about herself afterward?  What, you gotta have it the first night, or never at all?

HEY!! I like instant gratification.  Otherwise it feels like  . . .YEECH . . . . work.   Besides, I don't want them to get to know me first!  I'd never get any then!


J'inn the Shallow Kinda Hedonist




 

Here's what you try then. Tell her you will go if she goes to a swingers party with you first.

hmmm ..... looks at the pink tu-tu ... 

some how J'inn ...  I think I'd go with your initial instincts on this one !

[GDA-S'Cipio]

Cuddle Parties??    I just got an invite to one.    When I asked for an explaination I nearly died laughing.   Come On!   Please tell me this person is pulling my leg.

Anyoen else heard of this foolishness that only women could think of?

Yes, I've heard of these.  But so far as I knew, this was strictly a high-school thing.

<ponders>

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Hey!!!!  How young is this girl you are molesting???!!!!!  Shame!   Shame!!!!!!!

-S'Cipio the shocked

[Commander Maxillius]

I'd go., sounds like fun and I can put a hold on the higher-proof emotions until a more appropriate time (like, say, when I take a particular lass home from said party feeling all warm and fuzzy).

Besides, I like cuddling.  How can getting close to multiple warm bodies of the female persuasion be bad?


Hell, send me the invite and a plane ticket and I'll go in your place

[KBF-Dogmatix_XC]

I recently heard about these "cuddle parties" too....very wierd, I must say.

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Wouldn't a couple of $20 lap dances acieve the same thing with better looking chicks and save alot of time?

I'd prefer a foam party or pehaps a Pimp & Ho Ball.


P.S.  J'inn can we call you "Cuddles" in public now?  or is that still restricted to the KAT/KOTH forums

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