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Offline Clark Kent

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HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« on: September 05, 2004, 04:05:09 pm »
So I was trying to get some sleep the other night when I realized the TV upstairs was WAY too loud, so I got up to go turn t off, when I accidentally stepped on Saber in the pitch black dark and he growled and spit and up and BIT ME IN THE LEG!!!
I mean he REALLY bit me.  He drew alot of blood, took me a while to clean it all up.  it was all over my foot and leg.  So I chased the little bastard all over the ouse, cuz he wouldn't come to me, and when I  finally caught him, and leaked blood all over the house he spent the rest of his night in his little kennel thingy.
Too bad he's not quite big enough to make a hat out of yet...
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2004, 04:13:42 pm »
I thought My wife last Night was going to Kill Poo. She went out with her sisters to Play Bingo {GRR, I HATE THAT GAME} , and when she got home, I Warmed her a plate up, Pork Chops and Velvetta W/ Shells.

She comes in to the Living room sits down, and Puts her plate on the Ottoman. she starts shoing the dogs back, and Poo Comes up Between her legs jumps up and graps her Chop, Does a 180 Degree HET, and takes off at WARP 12.

Thank God I had some more Chops done, But she was furious. She asked me today at Lunch when I was going to Catch the Cat for her.

Stephen
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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2004, 04:18:27 pm »
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! :lol: :rofl: :rofl:
 :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I was wondering when I'd finally get a Poo update.
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2004, 04:21:31 pm »
LOL, Isn't It funny how we are Both Middle aged Men on a Trek Board, Talking about Poo IN the first Person.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Seriously, sorry to hear You got Bit. Them Kittens are Hilarious. I watched Poo come up to My Dog Gruntie Bear today to try and Nurse. Finaly after all this time, Gruntie got a clue, and growled at Poo. Poo looks at her like, Well, It's about time, Stuck her Butt in the Air and Pranced Off.

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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2004, 04:45:54 pm »
Quote from: Stephen on September 05, 2004, 04:21:31 pm
LOL, Isn't It funny how we are Both Middle aged Men on a Trek Board, Talking about Poo IN the first Person.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

27 is middle aged?
Damn, I guess I am getting old.
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2004, 04:48:14 pm »
Quote from: Clark Kent on September 05, 2004, 04:05:09 pm
stepped on Saber

CK, you stepped on him. He don't know it's on purpose.

Another reason for female cats- they aren't as aggressive in situations like that.

Razor just scampers off hissing and spitting.
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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2004, 07:20:33 pm »
Quote from: Stephen on September 05, 2004, 04:13:42 pm
She comes in to the Living room sits down, and Puts her plate on the Ottoman. she starts shoing the dogs back, and Poo Comes up Between her legs jumps up and graps her Chop, Does a 180 Degree HET, and takes off at WARP 12.

I once had a male cat named Smokey who would beg for scraps just like a dog.  One day I was eating a sandwich while watching TV.  Smokey was sitting at my feet, licking his chops, and tapping my knee to let me know he expected some of my sandwich.  I held the sandwich above my shoulder as said, "Is this what you want?" while he sat there staring at me.  It turned out he was just the distraction--while I was holding the sandwich and talking to Smokey my newly adopted kitten Tooney (who's 15 now) was standing on the back of the couch nibbling on the sandwich.  They double-teamed me!!
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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2004, 07:46:17 pm »
Quote from: kmelew on September 05, 2004, 07:20:33 pm
Quote from: Stephen on September 05, 2004, 04:13:42 pm
She comes in to the Living room sits down, and Puts her plate on the Ottoman. she starts shoing the dogs back, and Poo Comes up Between her legs jumps up and graps her Chop, Does a 180 Degree HET, and takes off at WARP 12.

I once had a male cat named Smokey who would beg for scraps just like a dog.  One day I was eating a sandwich while watching TV.  Smokey was sitting at my feet, licking his chops, and tapping my knee to let me know he expected some of my sandwich.  I held the sandwich above my shoulder as said, "Is this what you want?" while he sat there staring at me.  It turned out he was just the distraction--while I was holding the sandwich and talking to Smokey my newly adopted kitten Tooney (who's 15 now) was standing on the back of the couch nibbling on the sandwich.  They double-teamed me!!

LOL, Now that is Funny.

Stephen
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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2004, 12:01:33 am »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Oh those were just great! 
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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2004, 05:07:32 pm »
That cat woulda been airborne.
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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2004, 08:20:46 pm »
Quote from: Punisher on September 11, 2004, 05:07:32 pm
That cat woulda been airborne.

before or after the wings where pinned to It's Chest?  :D

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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2004, 08:25:17 pm »
He knew this, and that's why he ran for his very life.  Of course, I eventually caught him and was so miffed by that point that without even trying, nearly squeezed his innards out of him before I put him in his little travel kennel thingy.  Now that I'm less angry about it, I'm glad I didn't hurt him, and didn't want to hurt him at the time either (even though he hurt me pretty bad), but you get angry and next thing you know you hear the air being squeezed out of his little lungs, and realize you better put him in a safe place before you crush the little bastard.
He continues to grow however, and if he chooses such an action again, will make an excellent winter hat.   ;)
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2004, 08:26:47 pm »
Sounds to me like Your Pussy Whipped... Literaly.  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: HE FRIGGIN BIT ME!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2004, 10:22:28 am »
So, what does wearing my pussy as a hat say about me?   ;D
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica
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