Yes, my friends, it seems our favorite little alley cat is all talk but no action. He just has no stamina. Here we see a picture of me moving in on his tail, and suddenly he jus coulsn't contain himself. Boom! he popped early, before I could even get started on him. Afterwards, he said something about something turning blue, and his "mother" was "bored". Or something like that.
Sad, really. I hear they make pills for this.
-S'Cipio
PS: Sorry, Kroma, but I'm ghosted at the moment. So all I have to do to pass the time is gossip. SOMEBODY CRASH THE SERVER! I WANT BACK ON!