Topic: A nice polite message to Kroma and Jinn from ShadowLord

[ShadowLord]

Hail

YOU TWO FRICKING BASTAGES ARE DEAD..to hell with hexx flipping its time to hunt you two down..

why?

Kroma -- I dont know how I missed this line in your post
Kroma said:
"Hey, but don't fret, I will gladly blow yo....errrr.....blow up your ship, and you are always welcome to write me love poems, no need to grovel unless you are into that sort of thing. Kroma always leaves his gentle-being callers satisfied, if not a little bit sore, so just get yourself a rubber donut for your command chair and it will heel up just fine. <snicker>"

Only to be followed shortly thereafter by Jinn saying :

"Shadow Lord . . .  Shadow Lord.  <rummage> <rummage>  Has to be here somewhere . . .

<starts huming . . .  Rubber Ducky your the one. Your the one that makes bath time fun. Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm>

AHa!!!

Shadow Lord.  Klingon.  Also called Rubber Duck due to his odd preference for latex "leather" instead of the real stuff.

Favorite drink . . .

Shadow Lord . . .  White wine Spritzer.  with . . . <shudder> a New York <yeech> Chardonnay"



Jinn you dog -- I read that line at work and 3 min later found myself singing the song..fing bastage!!!

Then even worse I got this mental image of Kroma going to his local sex shop and picking up one of these

www.firebox.com/?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=531

Now here I am just fricking knowing that kroma is pulling out his visa to order one and he cant wait to start singing about his new bathtime fun...god damnit your both dead.. and kroma ..if you buy one of those ducks I will see to that your granted that sex change operation you have longed for!!!! I will be jumping on a plane to do the removal myself!!!

See you two in hell tonight!!! and dont give me any crap about having to go out on a date...


KHH_ShadowLord
Duck

[el-Karnak]

Yeah, you see what I have to put up with on Alliance TS. 

One says that cuz I'm a Frog that I am all latex, and then the other says that's why I fight like a rubber ducky. 

[Kroma BaSyl]

Dear Rubber Ducky,

First off I would like to congratulate you on your courage in taking such a public stance on practicing safe bathing habits. Rubber(s) really does help prevent the spread of Klingon crotch rot.

Secondly, and I am confident that Jinn will back me up on this, anything else you heard as disparaging remarks on your character and honor as a Klingon (wow I even said that with a straight face), are most likely part of a covert Kzin disinformation program that is in all likely hood the responsibility of Koth-Green. So please direct all complaints and incoming ordinance to him care of your pals Kroma and Jinn.

XOXOXO
Kroma

[ShadowLord]

Kroma

I dont want you to get upset or take this the wrong way ..

But


Your fat! 

[Kroma BaSyl]

Kroma

I dont want you to get upset or take this the wrong way ..

But


Your fat! 

<blushes> I had no idea you were so sweet on me, but it is spelled P.H.A.T. Klingons are soooo square, but they are cute when the're tryig to be hip..

[KAT J'inn]

Picture this if you will  . . . . . .


Our hero,   ME YOU IDIOTS!!,  takes the day off from work.  And he takes Shopasaurus Rex (J'inn's extra patient female friend) and one of the Rexettes (one of her spawn, extra cute)  to the Maryland fair.   Afterwards it's a trip to  . .  <shudder>  Wal_mart so she can teach the little one how to hunt.

Thereafter it is decided that I can actually sleep in my own damn house for a change and so I have the night off.   THE WHOLE NIGHT!!!  WOO HOO!!!!

So I get home, run inside.   Yank the phone out of the wall.   Rip open a bag of Nutter Butters.  Fire up the computer . . .  drop trou and hit the pr0n . . . oh wait,  that was before SFC.

Okay, I fire up the forums just to see who hates who before going online . . . and then I see  ., . .  .  this . .

TALK ABOUT A BUZZ KILL!!!

<sniff>

DON'T KLINKS HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE CRUELITY TO CUTE FELINE CRITTERS??

<grumble>

What did I do to deserve this?  <sniff>