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Offline Sirgod

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Fried Eggs.
« on: September 20, 2004, 05:52:27 pm »
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.



"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!

You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN

THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"



The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you?

You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"



The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it

feels like when I'm driving

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Re: Fried Eggs.
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2004, 06:55:36 pm »
That's why passengers ride in the truck bed when I drive :)They can ride up front if they agree to wear the optional ball-gag.
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Re: Fried Eggs.
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2004, 09:16:03 pm »
Fortunatly for me I do all the cooking, and if the wife rides with me, she puts on the perril sensitive sunglasses...never sees a thing... :rofl:

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