Topic: A CHALLENGE TO ALL YOU TRAITOROUS GDA BASTAGES!!!!!!!

[Kroma BaSyl]

Yeah that means you Agave, Scipio, Byda, Casca, Kel and Doc! That is if you can even remember what the proud GDA banner even stands for, you know something or other about Gorn's...Drinking or some such. You are all worthless and weak, letting Scipio's P-whipped arse lead you into consorting with the enemy. You all make me sick!!! Look what you have become, letting Karnak.....I mean friggin Karnak....have his way with one of you....and he wasn't even in a cheesy CCZ and to my knowledge not a CavetIII in the sector. Oh the shame you must all feel at what you have become, but what else did you expect when you started licking Romulan boots???

Here is the challenge, not that I expect any of you cowardly mammal loving Coalition toadies to take me up on it. If any one of you can take me out of my BCHi (yeah that means Kill me, and if you are in a smaller ship then me I promise not to leave the map until I climax) during the rest of the server in a 1 on 1 PvP, I will personally send you 1 bottle of your favorite booze (not to exceed $50 bucks, hey I got baby lizards to feed). Not that I am worried about having to pay up, from what I hear you girls don't know your cloacas from a hole in the space time continuum, when it comes to flying those POS Klingon rust buckets. However, if you lose to me you have to compose and post a sonnet or love poem on the Taldren forums dedicated to me and my undying beauty.

So are any of you Reptile enough to take the challenge? Think you still got the Gornades to beat the best (and prettiest) damn Lizard that ever graced the Confederacy with his presence? I think not!!! I fart in your general direction, you who I shall no longer be called Bruce!!!  Pffffttttt!!!!

XOXOXOXO
Kroma

PS, Climax = Having spent myself, defiling your sorry arses and watching your ship go boom, or finishing off myself as I watch you flee for the border with you vestigial Romulan tails between your too skinny for dancing legs.

PPS, BTW, be forewarned, you are all considered dissident enemy's of the new Gorn Queendom of Gdar, and will no longer be given the customary reach-around my other vassal have come to love me for (why else did you think warlock always has that stupid grin on his face), just consider yourselves lucky I am currently on a mercy mission assisting our Kitty allies and don't have access to a big bad G-BF.

[ShadowLord]

Mr Kroma... damn you grew a pair LOL (hmm didnt think you wanted to)

Will this offer extend to a little yellow duck?

If so please remove your gimp mask and arrange to meet me in a hex tonight --"GOD DAMN YOU KROMA ITS NOT  A DATE EITHER " PS I drink scotch...and you have to pay for shipping

Shadow

Dude/wannabe dudette thats a great post!

[KAT J'inn]

Well Kroma,  since you were intelligent enough to help the Kzain cause.   Allow me to share some info from the Files of the Information Ministry.   

<pulls up some computer files>

Mhhmmm.

Yes. Yes.

OH DEAR LORD!!!

Well,  While I agree with you that it is highly unlikely that you will have to pay up, it seems your risk is rather low.

<spins monitor around to Kroma>


FOR ASSINATION VIA POISON AND OR GIFTS - GDA FILES

Favorite drinks

Admiral S'Cipio  - -   Dewar's Blended Scotch - Prefers the 2 year old brand

Agave - - Manny, Moe & Jose's Tequilla - sold in 5 gallon plastic jugs

Byda - -   Red, White & Blue Beer

Casca - -   Gilby's Gin       (UGH!!)

Kel - -   MD 20/20  - -   Prefers the the one with the complementary brown paper carrying bag

Doc - - Colt 45 Malt Liquor - - - Liter Bottle - - - Room Temperature

[Kroma BaSyl]

Sorry Duck, but the prize may only be claimed by a GDA member, not that there is a snow balls chance in the holdfast of that happening. Besides it would be a waste of good scotch on the off chance that a bloodwine swilling knobby headed tit sucker like yourself were to claim the prize. I really need to teach them a lesson about cheating on me, and I figure an offer of booze is probably the only thing that could possibly get them out of that little corner of Coalition space they are all hiding in.

Hey, but don't fret, I will gladly blow yo....errrr.....blow up your ship, and you are always welcome to write me love poems, no need to grovel unless you are into that sort of thing. Kroma always leaves his gentle-being callers satisfied, if not a little bit sore, so just get yourself a rubber donut for your command chair and it will heel up just fine. <snicker>

XOXOXOXO
Kroma

[Strafer]

... just get yourself a rubber donut for your command chair... <snicker>

As long as it's not frosted or sugar-coated looking, I imagine it should be safe from Mat..?

[Kroma BaSyl]

Well Kroma,  since you were intelligent enough to help the Kzain cause.   Allow me to share some info from the Files of the Information Ministry.   

<pulls up some computer files>

Mhhmmm.

Yes. Yes.

OH DEAR LORD!!!

Well,  While I agree with you that it is highly unlikely that you will have to pay up, it seems your risk is rather low.

<spins monitor around to Kroma>


FOR ASSINATION VIA POISON AND OR GIFTS - GDA FILES

Favorite drinks

Admiral S'Cipio  - -   Dewar's Blended Scotch - Prefers the 2 year old brand

Agave - - Manny, Moe & Jose's Tequilla - sold in 5 gallon plastic jugs

Byda - -   Red, White & Blue Beer

Casca - -   Gilby's Gin       (UGH!!)

Kel - -   MD 20/20  - -   Prefers the the one with the complementary brown paper carrying bag

Doc - - Colt 45 Malt Liquor - - - Liter Bottle - - - Room Temperature

Hear that you bunch of yellow bellied swill suckers, Jinn just upped the ante. Guess he figured you needed a little more encouragement, takes a pu**y to know a pu**y I always say. So if you force me off the map I'll also loan you Jinn for a week. Little cabin boy swapping to get the old jucies flowing.

[el-Karnak]

Dassssh, ezaactly roigghhtt!!

You tell them, Pookie-Poo!!

*hick, hick*

[GDA-Agave]

Hehehehehe.

Now that's what I call entertainment.

All of a sudden the two nancy boys, Kroma and J'inn, are being all BIG and BAD!!

Hahahahahahahaha.

Sorry, but maybe I'll give more of a reply when I stop laughing so hard.

Hahahahahhahahaha.

<walks away laughing uncontrolably>

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

I think you should up the ante Kroma, and require any GDA who loses to don the tutu for their sig pic for 2 months........

[KAT J'inn]

I think you should up the ante Kroma, and require any GDA who loses to don the tutu for their sig pic for 2 months........

Now that is just plain evil.

Wish I had thought of it.

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

I think you should up the ante Kroma, and require any GDA who loses to don the tutu for their sig pic for 2 months........

Now that is just plain evil.

Wish I had thought of it.

Hell, I'll even help with the design of such Sigs and host em for the victims.

[Kroma BaSyl]

Hehehehehe.

Now that's what I call entertainment.

All of a sudden the two nancy boys, Kroma and J'inn, are being all BIG and BAD!!

Hahahahahahahaha.

Sorry, but maybe I'll give more of a reply when I stop laughing so hard.

Hahahahahhahahaha.

<walks away laughing uncontrolably>

What, you saying I ain't butch enough for you Agave? Jinn I can see with his fancy smancy shoes and silk shirts, but what the hell is so nancy boyish about a big strapping lizard in a tutu? See what happens when you hang out with all those over compensating testosterone oozing KB-mother-F'ers. You have forgotten your root man.

Tell you what, as an added bonus, if you beat me  I will throw in an extra prize. You or any other exBruce kill my ship I take the tutu off for 2 months, you win and you have to wear one for 2 months. Was going to suggest you wear the Cubs hat, but I don't want people thinking you got class.

[ShadowLord]

NOTE TO DUCK

Sign on as GDA Duck tonight

Train every GDA pilot in a FDW ASAP /Cost 1/2 bottle of whatever they drink

Finally Kill stupid ballet boy just so he doesnt have this ship anymore..

Second finally -- tell kroma to go for another estorgen shot his  levels are falling...and his natural aggresive tendencies are coming back

ROFL

Kroma I just realized you have more stones then most FEDS -- that doesnt say much or maybe it says to much

PS the dirty feds can hunt me down for that comment -- least I hope they try..

[KAT J'inn]

Jinn I can see with his fancy smancy shoes and silk shirts

HEY!!!  Now wiat just a &*^#*^# minute.   I was helping you out!!  Grr. I get no respect.

Besides . . .

1)  Cuban silk shirts are in style.   (P.S. this year it was linen for the pants)

2)   Women check two things out on a man that is dressed. His shoes and his watch.   Hence the Stacey Adams and the Movado. 

grumble

Lizards . . . just not fashion aware.

[Strafer]

You or any other exBruce kill my ship I take the tutu off for 2 months...

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Please, in the name of all that's holy and anything else that's not, LOSE to him! DO NOT LET HIM LOSE! DO NOT EVEN LET HIM S.D. HIMSELF!!!!

As ironic as it may sound the tutu is BETTER THAN NO TUTU AT ALL!!!

[Kroma BaSyl]

Jinn I can see with his fancy smancy shoes and silk shirts

HEY!!!  Now wiat just a &*^#*^# minute.   I was helping you out!!  Grr. I get no respect.

Besides . . .

1)  Cuban silk shirts are in style.   (P.S. this year it was linen for the pants)

2)   Women check two things out on a man that is dressed. His shoes and his watch.   Hence the Stacey Adams and the Movado. 

grumble

Lizards . . . just not fashion aware.

1) A gorgous set of gams is always in style.

2) Shoes and time pieces are only necessary for men that aren't blessed with natural good looks as well as a well endowed undercarriage. If you are born with certain assets as I was you don't need to rely on those material things, and have no need to compensate for your short comings. If you still don't understand what I am talking about, try to imagine what type of apparatus Hexx must be hanging from under that tutu.

[Kroma BaSyl]

You or any other exBruce kill my ship I take the tutu off for 2 months...

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Please, in the name of all that's holy and anything else that's not, LOSE to him! DO NOT LET HIM LOSE! DO NOT EVEN LET HIM S.D. HIMSELF!!!!

As ironic as it may sound the tutu is BETTER THAN NO TUTU AT ALL!!!

What can I say, I'm always looking for the win-win in any situation....that's why I am so Loved.

[Strafer]

 try to imagine what type of apparatus Hexx must be hanging from under that tutu.

SEE? SEE?! That's what I'm talking about!

I for one am NOT interested in Kroma's "sundial".

[drb]

Hoi Kroma,

 Let me see here... I have a lizard suit; a Lifetime membership to the Gorn; flew a Gorn DNPOS, not once but twice during SS2, I love likker that costs $50 US (~$248.22CDN hehe) per bottle, AND, I have never killed you.

May I be included in the contest? I'm almost GDA, kinda, sort of...woud you believe, I'm GDA by *>-<* that much?

 Scipio?, Agave?, anyone? could you send me a GDA "Temp membership" card for this? Please!

Take care...to remove stains from you tutu

drb (aka sup, mack)

[KAT J'inn]

Hmmm. New intel . . . Well let's look up what info I have  . . . .


Hmmm . . .  Dr.B.   Last name withheld after the hideous malpractice incident involving a Hydran and a facelife.  . . .    Also goes by the name Mack.   Likes Vegas show tunes.   Enjoys wearing leather . . .

drinks

drinks

Ah here we go . . .


Drb a/k/a mack - - -   Milwaukees Best . . . Light . . . in a can.